21 • they/she • cringe failgirl
ur mom’s house
Joined September 2016
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public tweets: i honestly think i ruined my mom's life the minute i was born because i feel like i stole her life from her and she's always gonna have hidden resentment for me for that
private tweets: i honestly think spongebob isnt even that funny
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the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day
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I (16m) brought my sister (9f) to a party where she had an allergic reaction to walnuts and on our way to the hospital she stuck her head out the window and was decapitated because I swerved near a telephone pole and now my mom is screaming in my face about it at dinner. AITA
