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Istekao rok trajanja.

London, England
Joined May 2008
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I'm sure there are eight billion of us, but ok sis
there’s a billion of us, but there’s only one of me
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Another day, another trespasser on the train tracks. JUST RUN THE MOTHERFUCKER OVER
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Just give them a win now and be done with it
🇸🇪 According to Swedish media, Loreen is rumored to participate in “Melodifestivalen 2027”
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The train to Abbey Wood just pulled into platform B at Custom House. Basically the trains are coming from the opposite direction and there's no announcements. What is going on @TfL ?
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bitch, you can't be this fucking dumb
Today is 31 degrees in Lincolnshire UK & no wind .. not even a breeze yet these disgusting wind turbines are spinning no problem & why ? It's because they are ran by a diesel generators they are one of the biggest cons going & you all need to know it's one big corrupt con at the British people's cost .... Wake up people Of couse do your research it's not hard to find it's all true 🤬🤬. @RupertLowe10 @potus
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Is she patting her instead of scratching because she's black? If so, that's racist.
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10
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Oci cu si iskopati
Opet tviteraši pišu da sam umro! Ok! Kad je već tako evo preporuke kako da se tverkuje na mojoj sahrani! P.S. Sad će zli jezici da kažu da je ovo moj odgovor hejterima, netaċno, lepo sam objasnio, ovo je samo preporuka za radnje prilikom opela!
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"scientists"
Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked
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this is actually me
A rare close-up showing the elusive Golden Langur, one of the only known primates that actively avoids humans
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you can tell it's cynthia only because of the nails
Cynthia Erivo in Glenn Martens’ Maison Margiela Couture debut for Harper’s Bazaar. Fashion!!!
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Mind you, that's roughly 25 episodes per season
On this day in 1986, ALF crash-landed into our living rooms. Gordon Shumway’s sarcasm and love for cat jokes made 4 seasons and 102 episodes unforgettable. #80s
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your car is as dirty as your country
absolutely astonishing 😍😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 #RaiseTheColours
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So, women could get dressed in 6 seconds
Chinese streamer selling dresses live
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Are we all just gonna pretend that renting out videos isn't more expensive than paying for multiple streaming services?
is it out of the realm of possibility of a recession so bad happening that everyone stops paying for streaming services and reverts back to physical media so hard it causes the Blockbuster boom to return.
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Lorde was a competition so she had to be taken out
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but if I drop it once, it will be brown in an hour
How apples are unloaded 🍎🍏🚚
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Or that they're cheating
i find it interesting that everyone assumes they’ve been dating since they were young, but forgetting that it’s possible to start dating at old age
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One day friend, next day lunch
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Then don't jerk off. Problem solved.
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Austria, you saved the day. 🇦🇹
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