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My 8 year old excitedly asked me for ice cream truck money. I sat him down and asked him, why did God choose to punish me for giving birth to you? Why do you insist on putting me through so much pain? What did I do to deserve your burden? Hopefully he learned his lesson.
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my vibecoded son has coderot so we're taking him to the opsec doctor to check for pibby glitches
my ex friend friends used to impersonate me and make fun of me in their helluva boss themed discord server

















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