gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump) header
gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump) profile picture

they/them, 23, bi, louisiana native 🫆@speedgumpOG ⚓️@stinkgump

rainnworld
Joined March 2024
Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)Photo by gumpy🇵🇸 (@speedgump)
2025 10x10 and top 9 bc i never posted it lol
3
1
33
34,843
that made bro puppy wet 😭😭😭
Little rescue doggy Nelly is an excellent swimmer! 🐾💦💕🇬🇧
1
9
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
18
1,635
20
24,346
246,828
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
yall wish yall had this
1
1
18
348
i thought they edited dua lipa’s limbs off at first glance ngl
Born in Brazil with no arms and no legs, Briel Adams-Wheatley was abandoned at the hospital shortly after birth because of her disabilities. At 9 months old, she was adopted by a big family in Utah. Her new mom pushed her to be as independent as possible. With no way to attach prosthetic limbs, Briel taught herself to navigate the world using only her torso, neck and chin. She learned to climb stairs, swim, write and cook on her own. In 2020, she matched with a man named Adam Wheatley on a dating app. They got married the next year and ended their wedding by jumping into a pool together. Two years later, Briel told the world she was a transgender woman. Adam stayed by her side.
4
188
When she calls me i start shivering like a scared chihuahua and peeing out of excitement
1
1
19
737
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
112
8,054
94
76,888
1,237,936
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
In a world of scary monsters, sometimes you gotta be the nice sprite
40
1,763
30
9,137
134,682
someone should make a mockumentary series loosely based on real events from the soundcloud rap days
6
258
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
Bro: lets listen to music Me: ok but they better not be didy beats the music💀💀💀💀
24
1,589
19
11,588
118,270
oh the reason he did so well in social network is because he just sounds like that
2
110
i wasnt a test tube baby so when i post a selfie they add a disclaimer that says Made With Sex
7
370
Get the bleach the dog shit the bed again
24
422
pussy so fat that when she queef it runs up the front of her jeans and pops her button open
3
13
577
yeah i got a DWI—Dick With Intelligence. My boy was reading siddhartha before he hit 4 inches
1
9
395
Yeah sure whatever just say whatever you want man
2
130
when i look thru my own profile i hit my head on the wall a few times for every tweet i delete
1
3
159
im lowkey addicted to recording videos of me shitting myself for my nieces and nephews to watch when they want to reminisce 🥺
5
277
tupac was being gangstalked thats why its called all eyez on me
3
167
dont forget to poop during sex
1
12
426
gumpy🇵🇸 retweeted
had to clip this moment from last night's Jeopardy immediately
32
1,275
88
15,128
794,231