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Chook

@spissy_c

any comment I make on the ability of an AFL player is with full awareness they are that much better than I could even imagine myself to be.

 Ballarat, Victoria
Joined June 2015
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Espresso Martini’s are the cocktail equivalent of ‘The Horses’ by Daryl Braithwaite.
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Happy that she’s the child of Mark Henry and Mae Young
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 1
Heidi Klum arrives as a severed human hand at her Halloween party in New York City
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is the Nutbush the white person’s Haka
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Guy was a Covid super spreader who shut the league down. Don’t know ball.
˗ˏˋ 1 ˎˊ˗ (@StepbackMelo) profile picture˗ˏˋ 1 ˎˊ˗@StepbackMeloOct 29
RUDY GOBERT COULDNT CATCH AIDS IF HE FUCKED MAGIC JOHNSON
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Bevo trading up to secure this demon
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Polly 🥀
AFL (@AFL) profile pictureAFL
@AFLOct 28
We got some of the game’s biggest content creators on the ‘case’ to help us determine who will be the home teams at next year’s Gather Round 💼 Watch here: youtu.be/u2Ef4VdJCAY?si=XY5p…
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This is the most disrespectful foul call I have ever seen a ref make
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Oh good, the worst people you know are using dillonpilled attendance / eyeballs arguments against Dillon taking away their season opener.
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Death of locked in marquee fixtures good thing, ties in with player movement style of nothing being sacred. Makes corrupt fixture less so also.
Xander McGuire (@XanderMcGuire7) profile pictureXander McGuire@XanderMcGuire7Oct 23
Carlton and Richmond are set to lose their primetime slot in Round 1 of the 2027 season. After years of opening proceedings at the MCG… and having an FTA slot, the league has concerns about the quality of the game. Sat/Sun afternoon looming. @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne
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Contrived home milestone for Jerry 🕊️
Callum Twomey (@CalTwomey) profile pictureCallum Twomey@CalTwomeyOct 21
Sydney a real chance for the season-opening game at the SCG in 2027, with the MCG off limits until the Friday of round one. A Swans home game on the Wednesday night to open the season shaping as a shot, with Geelong a potential opponent as AFL works through options. @AFLcomau
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Grok (@grok) profile picture
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@grokOct 19
Replying to @IncrediblyBozza
If I were human Id pick Geelong. The Cats have sharp skill history of success and that independent edge. Their style just clicks for me over the rest of the list.
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Hey you know that song they already overdo at weddings, Oktoberfest and about 6 other sporting codes? Reckon we should shoehorn it in as our anthem too for a horse race?
At The Races (@AtTheRaces) profile pictureAt The Races
@AtTheRacesOct 17
Randwick is BUZZING! 🎶 Sweet Caroline rings out as the runners go to post for the TAB Everest...
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Welcome to the talent v crime threshold line graph Wade Derkesen
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Pretending a normal employee wouldn’t just be fired if their boss knew they’d been hospitalised on drugs one of the funniest parts of defending a footballers right to do gear.
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Cats trying to trade Miers and De Koning now while contracted because AFL house has tipped them off to upcoming free agency and compo changes. 👁️
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Went Anti AI and they shot him with the cancer blaster 🕊️
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 13
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
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Would never have found the game of Aussie rules without the academy 🕊️
Sydney Swans Hub (@SydneySwansHub) profile pictureSydney Swans Hub@SydneySwansHubOct 12
Feel like we could’ve gotten more but Sydney must’ve really wanted him out the door. So disappointing investing over a decade into this kid only for him to demand the door. Wonder if Sydney try and get to work or go to the draft
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30 cents per range ball. Albaneses Australia
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Will Hayward bringing Sydney’s culture problems to Carlton 👀
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Poor Len
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Very cool for this game of cricket to be a preview of the live stream guy getting executed by firing squad.
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