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Joined August 2026
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Eh. I used to, uh, make those stupid paper fortune-teller things when I was in middle school? You ever see one of those? I— I bet I still got it.
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ ... hhaah. i just, err. was hopin' there'd be some good news. 💧 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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Are you Dumb.
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ what's there to worry about? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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I’m worried.
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ i would hope so. unless you were some kinda mother mary, i wasn't exactly worried. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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I was kidding. These’re oncology reports.
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀ aww. little Ante Jr 😊 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
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Got my test results back. Do we think it’s a boy or a girl.
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Dudes in our sleep room are so bored we’ve started playing nutball with bottles from the Resort.
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I don’t do it that often. Seriously, it’s just— Sometimes you have to rub one out, man!
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They don’t /give me/ my medication anymore!
⠀⠀⠀nothing else can calm you down???? nothing at all????? medication, maybe????
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It calms me down before bed, dude! That’s all!
⠀⠀⠀there's so many times where you are at the sleep room and i'm at a trial. why can't you just do it then????
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I’m worrying. I worry about a lot of stuff. Honestly.
⠀ ⠀⠀just call me Director. i'll tell you what to do, don't you worry about that. ⠀
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I Said I Think I’m In Over My Head.
⠀ ⠀⠀i think you should bend over and let me get a long and hard look. ⠀
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