I sell cattle feed, and work with teens whenever possible. I know which one is terrifying.
South Dakota
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Back home reading Christmas cards from relatives I barely remember and came across this gem.
“We are anxiously awaiting the delivery of Sally’s electric chair. It’s arrival should make life easier for all of us..”
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Being a Vikings fan is a bit like opting out of the family Christmas gift exchange.
Everyone around you is all excited about what’s going on, and you’re over in the corner regretting life choices…
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So I'm going to stir the pot with a controversial stand.
I experienced something earlier this week that most profess to love, but I'm kind of meh...
I mean, early morning economies in small towns are driven by this, and it's okay, but I ain't about it...
Casey's breakfast pizza
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The news reported this morning that something like 90M Americans are in danger from the latest heat wave.
Let's make this sound as dramatic as we can......
Fearmongering much??
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I really wanted to hate on the #CarrieUnderwood channel on #SiriusXM. I really wanted to, but that’s some of the best music around.
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On the news this morning I noticed they were warning,” 30M under heat alert!”
Is this necessary, or just a way to incite panic??
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Mixed in with all the birthday wishes today was a message from a coworker telling me I was hot.
Technically she said I was well seasoned like cast iron, but I heard hot..
Usually not a crime show fan, but I love @WillTrentABC .
The foster kid angle is amazing…
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