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Guys...
The strawpage is done...
eekinheimer.straw.page
Please go send me things...
*Guys! Wonderful news! I talked to Hollow about me wanting to be a human and how I think it would be better, and she said she would love me either way!*
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Dude you couldve added anyone and you just added a regular ass dude
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hey nigga i just wanted to let you know that im kinda eepy
night night nigga
(@THEL0STVESSEL)
*Hooollloooowww!*
[He is anxiously awaiting their arrival]
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i have committed 3 major and unforgivable sins in my life for which i must spend the rest of my days in penance:
1: being a bit of a chud as a teenager
2: accidentally making people uncomfortable
3: being overly anxiously attatched to people a few times
Guy next to me just got asked "Who're you gonna vote in the midterms?" And he responded "What're midterms?"
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This sounds so far away but then I remember we're almost in 2027 so actually yeah I can wait
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Drifter players will genuinely just walk up behind you and stand in a doorway watching you do sinners like a bunch of murderhobo perverts and the character just enables them to do that, and he would 100% do that shit
*Saw my mom Gloria calling some rockerboy cute and I got sad because I haven't been called cute today....*
































