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est 2017. niche. non-league football. run by @snbaker1992. sober + accountable. mental health positive. end VAWG. I don’t engage with faceless accounts.

Joined April 2017
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that’s incredibly funny that Fallon won it but you have to be delighted for her & her son 🎯
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Mitchell Lawrie getting drawn last out of the last bag whoever saw that coming
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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lower division footballer with solid but unremarkable career gets a rise out of the next big thing to try to get an advantage for his team - copy and paste, you see it hundreds of times a season Dowman stupid enough to fall for it hook line & sinker & there’s the real lesson 🎣
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Will Davies just scored a penalty against Arsenal, he was playing in the Southern Prem 3 years ago & the Suffolk & Ipswich League a decade ago
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can’t remember a better time to be a United fan in the last 20 years in the mix in the L1 play-offs a third of the way into the season & halfway to safety before the end of October 59 matches since we last lost two in a row selling out most weeks 🥥
U's earn a point at Hillsborough. 👊 #CamUTD | 🔵 1-1 🟡 | FT
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first all female team of match officials I’ve seen in non-league at Bury Town tonight small steps but positive steps
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it’s 2026. just isn’t funny these days is it?
Jimmy Saville chasing kids in the Middlesbrough away end at Bolton😂😂😂
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fair play it’s not really worked out has it, probably best to pack things in & go quietly next Summer
Kings Langley 8-1 AFC Welwyn 🩷💙 90 minutes Time to go home. Match preview to follow shortly when I get in the dry #AFCWelwyn #UpTheRomans #NonLeagueFootball #NonLeague
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Back to it tomorrow! 💪💚💛🇯🇲 #UTW @HuntsFA @squeezefootball
🤖 Made with AI
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flying 🐰
FULL-TIME: March Town United 3-0 Heacham
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the Jockeys are becoming dark horses what a run they are on 🐴
🅶🅾🅰🅻 And Kilinc makes it 5 with the goal of the night #Jockeys l 🟡 2 - 5 🔵 l ⏱️ 90'+3 Media sponsored by @newmarketsports
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this is the City team we have all been waiting years for
Another penalty in the second half leads City to a home victory!
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imagine being a volunteer at a non-league club & dealing with nonsense like this regularly
So this club won’t release my registration unless I return their matchday shirt and shorts back…. Now because I can’t find them either I pay for the BOB STANDARD MATCHDAY ATTIRE clubs give to players or they won’t release my registration😂 cant make it up @DunstableFC
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huge draw for @BedfordTown if they get through.
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