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1975: Nobody needs a personal computer in their home.
2015: I need to play Angry Birds on the shitter and take pictures of my lunch.
NEW DATA: We rolled out “SMART” to cut flight delays and help air traffic controllers, and it’s WORKING 🛫
Early results:
- 10+ minutes saved per flight
- 180 flights rerouted around congestion (24,000 travelers)
- 80 gallons of fuel saved per trip
Soon this technology is going NATIONWIDE, read more in replies ⬇️
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Remember when @panerabread’s cookies used to be HUGE?!?!?!
Private equity kills everything that we love.
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What's wrong with UPS???
Ordered a new pool pump, shipping from Vegas.
First they didn't even scan it in to say they received it from the seller.
Then it showed up in Tampa the next day.
And now they're sending it to ... Orlando?!
Does UPS have access to Google Maps???
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Hey @Walmart - isn’t this gas pump security seal supposed to be over the seam of the door so we can tell if someone broke into it? Otherwise it’s just a sticker.
It looks like every pump was done this way - newer station in Florida.
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Kind of terrifying when you consider that politicians always seem to name their bills for the opposite what they actually do…
NOW:
Trump just “ratified” his Board of Peace like he’s founding a new world order.
But the Constitution is clear: treaties need 2/3 Senate approval.
So unless the Senate voted, this isn’t an international organization.
It’s a photo-op with a flag.
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"Let me tell you, we've run almost five simulations and you're going to LOVE the brand new Soylent Green - you'll be eating it for every meal and thanking President Trump for this unique opportunity to Make Americans Hotdogs Already!"
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
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@TCGplayer Hi there - Is there a way to only order cards from the TCG Direct warehouse? I understand that if a single card out of many for a seller isn't in stock in the warehouse, all of their cards in my order will go to them instead.
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Scott Sevener retweeted
Imagine telling Denmark they don't do enough for people in Greenland, when both countries have universal healthcare and your country doesn't. 🙄
How lame - I just learned today about @pizzahut's Tuesday $3 personal pan pizza special and none of the stores around me offer it.
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So if this was true (which of course it isn’t), we could nearly cut the $38 trillion national debt in half in one fell swoop.
We’re going to do exactly that, right, fiscal conservatives???
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Scott Sevener retweeted
This is dumb. Really dumb. Really Really Dumb.
Why? Because when you give it to Ins Carriers under the ACA, they have to spend at least 85pct of it on care for plan holders.
When sent to people's HSAs, there is no assurance that the money will be spent on healthcare costs at all.
A recipient can save the money and take it out when they turn 65.
MORE LIKELY , people will get that HSA cash, immediately take it out, pay the 20 pct penalty and buy whatever they want
So your tax dollars could be throwing parties !
Does this mean I like the subsidies going to the big insurance carriers ? No.
It means there are better ways to do this.
Whatever we do, taxpayer money HAS TO GO DIRECTLY TOWARDS PAYING or Guaranteeing NECESSARY MEDICAL CARE.
Sending money to people's HSAs is really dumb
Scoop: Ways & Means Rs are circulating a bill that would reflect Trump’s ideas to lower health care costs - redirecting insurance subsidies directly to peoples’ HSAs.
Committee staff are currently prepping a presentation on health policy options.
politico.com/news/2025/11/14…
So now illegal immigrant cows are the problem???
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Why don't Republicans just agree to negotiate the ACA subsidy extensions with Democrats now?
Both sides stick extra demands into bills all of the time, so this is nothing new. Stop digging in your heels and just do your jobs to get the government running again!
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ROFL - Oops…
BREAKING NEWS: Nobel Prize committee announces that @realDonaldTrump has been permanently disqualified from all future awards due to his renaming US Defense Dept "Department of War."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This "press release" originated on the X account of a parody website. There were no media announcements about any such disqualification and the organization behind the prize does not communicate about current nominations.
leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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Scott Sevener retweeted
Where has all the leadership gone? If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment? The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation. Maybe the Constitution should have said, “Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one’s political or financial self-interest.” By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.
This is really sad. It feels like I’ve been watching their shows forever - they were always a nice slice of nostalgia at an age where it’s hard to find the time to play video games anymore.
RIP, Billy. Never stop chasing… 🎮
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Check out this sweet badge my son made me in Roblox to celebrate my kidney transplant tomorrow!!! 🥰
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Yes, let's encourage our politicians to do even less thinking than they already do...
OpenAI announces deal to offer ChatGPT to US executive branch at almost no cost arstechnica.com/ai/2025/08/o…
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