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feels like season 1 of Heroes (tbh, the only one I've seen) is a more important media object than is widely recognized
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my girlfriend realized this is on Hulu and it's like she just walked into a cocaine factory
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stale cooper retweeted
sure, a writer in 1955 could sell a short story for ten grand. but if he wanted to look at his phone he was completely fucked
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My family was glued to the television to find out which were true, to which we'd say "mm, makes sense" or "I thought so"
Tried watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" thinking it was an Unsolved Mysteries kinda thing... it isn't. Each week Jonathan Frakes tells you 5 ghost stories, 2 are "false" (invented by a writer), the rest are "true" (invented by an unpaid writer). The true ones aren't backed up by proof, you are just expected to believe a ghost walked someone's dog or a sandwich predicted a drowning. 10/10
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I'm pretty sure if you ran on a platform of stopping data centers and sending every tiktok prankster to jail you'd win 538 electoral votes
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The Sixers heard that I'd cleared my schedule and could actually watch the whole game.
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Profoundly annoying win, lmao.
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Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
LaMelo on being a dad and whether he changes diapers: "Nah my girl do all that. It's love for sure. I definitely did it before it just not my job" 😂
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Really into this 4-follower account that's responding to tons of tweets about the Zoomer grocery store pranksters and asks questions like "Do you know how holloween started?"
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Hardly the worst thing about him but as an Italian guy with a non-Italian sounding name it's so fucking annoying that Dustin Guastella started calling himself "Dino" while simultaneously spouting the kind of shit he spouts.
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If anyone needs me I now only answer to Duilio.
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There is no outside the con. The entirety of the US, from the economy to culture, is increasingly one gigantic scam. Marx said, "everyone knows that some time or other the crash must come, but everyone hopes that it may fall on the head of his neighbor." And the crash must come.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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If is not a particularly interesting question, when is only slightly more interesting, but the big one is how.
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reading Shoshana Zuboff feels like that Arnold Palmer "I just invented it" tweet sometimes
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I'm eating a bahn mi pizza
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Out today, our THIRD TIME'S A CHARM series continues with a discussion of Halloween III: Season of the Witch, aka "The One without Michael Myers," featuring our official horror correspondent Matt "Spooky" Powers
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new episode out today. we got ready for Halloween with Halloween III: Season of the Witch featuring our annual visit by Matt "Spooky" Powers: open.spotify.com/episode/0hl…
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why do so many of you guys have blue checkmark accounts now lol
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girlfriend said "I love you but I'm busy" and she's just googling Russell Crowe
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