andrew wales

Very happy to now have my very own @Number10cat thanks to the people at @Makeship. He’s even cuter in real life!

LIES. It was just water after all.

HOLY MOLY I’D BETTER STAND BACK!

For a bit of further context, my play count for Lenses Alien by Cymbals Eat Guitars shows that I listened to the album 57 times before moving on.

This probably doesn't help.

Trying to send a "secure message" via the @CapitalOneUK web site. Tried two different browsers, with/without ad blocker, same outcome. Something broken?

We’re ready to get the party started in Cardiff! @bbceurovision #ukcinemaparty

Hello @CostaCoffee: – at North East, England

You can tell you’ve chosen @goustocooking festive recipes when three of them come with cranberry sauce. 🤤

Y’know when you go to @FiveGuysUK and order a bacon cheeseburger, and then they say “we actually have two spare patties on the grill if you’d like them too”? I really don’t like to see food wasted.

This cat likes to stand in network leads. I think she’s trying to summon something.

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!!!? – at North East, England

There’s this moon thing outside and it’s big and red and I bet no one else is posting about this right now. #bigredmoon

How it started. How it ended.