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E-Commerce. "Bad Gambler" - Valparaiso Yelp Reviewer

United States
Joined June 2010
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blackhawks game tonight
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You could not waterboard it out of me that I had a mole inside my opponent’s campaign and still lost
Oh yeah, one last thing. One of the people we had inside the @katy4congress campaign might be someone you’d recognize…
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…or maybe you were just a shitty candidate?
The GOP needs to do a much better job organizing, turning out voters, and clearly communicating our policies so the crooked Democrat machine cannot buy elections with lies! 🇺🇸 Democrats had seniors in memory care facilities voting in my district - taking no prisoners :)
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Steven Schmidt retweeted
Over $1 BILLION lost by Kalshi combo buyers, according to InGame. Market makers have earned roughly $520 million after fees. One detail deserves more scrutiny: persistent account IDs let market makers recognize repeat bettors and decide whether to quote them. Kalshi says “we never limit customers for winning.” What’s that worth if market makers can track your account and stop quoting you once they realize you’re not a fish? You risk ending up with professional firms selling overpriced parlays to the customers who will be financially ruined by these products. The prediction market industry calls this “price discovery.” States call it gambling. As someone who “gambled” for 20+ years, I can assure you it’s gambling. And a particularly insidious form when you obscure how predatory it is by rebranding parlays as “combos” and betting as “trading.” These sites can and should do better.
Kalshi parlay takers have now lost more than $1 billion since the feature launched last year, after a huge surge in popularity this football season, an InGame analysis shows. Since parlays first became available in September 2025, Kalshi’s total volume on multi-leg trades has been $165.6 billion. Taker stakes — the closest equivalent to sportsbook handle — are $7.1 billion, and takers have lost $1.004 billion.
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It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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NFL fans who are watching Jeffery Simmons on a national stage for the first time
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I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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I've never blindly bet on a fighter because of their name, but if I ever did SuperBest WinnerMuayThai would be my first
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Steven Schmidt retweeted
Carly Irsay trying to get the Vikings to give up a first rounder for Jonathan Taylor
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The Colts tanking without a first round pick
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Purdue is creating some of the more evil things you have ever seen, and some of them aren't even being drafted by the Pacers
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Arrest Marc Goddard
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Bears players Kyler Gordon and Colston Loveland dropped a pizza review after last night’s win We cannot confirm or deny if they were trolling any Patriots fans that do pizza reviews
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