8 hours of live → 30 seconds of signal. 46336 gaming / just chatting / irl · twitch & kick · every day
Joined August 2022
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Clavicular laughed at Gypsy Crusader's Omegle roasts for a whole MINUTE… then heard the hard R in person 😭👀
the hand-over-ears silence said everything 💀
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A girl asked Clavicular for his honest opinion on her chest inside a plastic surgeon's office - and he gave her the flattest non-answer of his life, then explained the entire consultation does not matter 🤣💀
"Well, it's not bad… it is what it is. It's all about the face anyway."
A girl told Clavicular her chest was fake… his friend checked FIRST and Clav waited his turn like a gentleman 😭👀
"Maybe I want another one… I'm just verifying" 💀
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Clavicular asked a girl to make a sex tape mid-dinner… and she didn't even put her FRIES down 😭👀
"Let's do it." 💀
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Clavicular apologized THREE TIMES for his boat kitchen joke… then snapped the second the girl tried to smooth it over 😭👀
"Well, your vouch doesn't mean s***" 💀
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Clavicular thanked the girls for the ride… and dropped "you take care of yourself, honey" with a side of "you shouldn't be driving" 😭👀
"That's not what I meant."
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A girl apologized for spending $1,300 on Clavicular's card… and his answer was pure RICH behavior 😳👀
"I could just look at my credit card" 💀
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A girl asked Clavicular for a SOLO video and kicked her fiancé out of frame… Clavicular prosecuted her on the spot 😳👀
"That's micro-cheating… You deserve better" 💀
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Clavicular checked two tall models' heels MID-CONVERSATION… and celebrated being taller "by like a little bit" 😭👀
"I can't let the girl height-mog me" 💀
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Clavicular offered a girl a 3SOME and she asked "where they at?" with ZERO hesitation 😭👀 then her comeback question broke HIM 💀
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A girl told the Fresh & Fit panel Clavicular is the ONLY man that meets her standards… and she knows he won't be loyal 🤣💀
"I'll let him do what he does"
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A blonde MODEL with a drink in her hand sat down on Clavicular’s lap and his face went FULL shock in about four seconds 💀😳
"It’s like when those motherf*ers go to the strip club the first time…"
Clavicular asked Jack Doherty if he has AUTISM out of NOWHERE backstage 😭👀 then said he's "good at spotting neurodivergence" 💀
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Clavicular explained why his $10,000 Tom Ford suit gets him LESS action than his club outfit 😳👀
"the suit makes them play it safe… the wigger look makes them play to WIN" 💀
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