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È entrato a casa Milan Ha sbattuto le mani sulla scrivania E ha chiesto che venga inserito nel menù del bistrot il prima possibile
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speriamo di no fa cagare sto cesso senza Conte
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gerry vuole mcfratm
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We’ll never see something like this again Here’s a look back to this moment in the Derby della Madonnina A 39 year old zanetti after 83 minutes of football against AC Milan PURE CLASS 👏
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ما در رمضان:
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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Every other leader: economy economy stonks immigration Bukele for some reason:
They Haitians are our in the streets chanting Bukele’s name. They have regained hope of a better future
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Vero derby lombardo vinto dall’Inter, inaspettato
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quota champions 95 punti
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peggior partita del como in stagione fino al ritorno con l’inter
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17 gol subiti nelle ultime 5 partite contro l'Inter
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Il Como ha capito come funziona, poco da dire
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ma fabergas manco fa finta
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cissè è l’inzaghi grone?
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Cómo te mira la feminista cuando decís que al violador hay que matarlo
Ojalá los hombres odiaran a los violadores cómo odian a las feministas.
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Il problema è che se sveglia sempre.
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