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Augusta, Ontario
Joined July 2018
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yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist
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gonna become a bouncer but only let in organ donors. u could be 50 and i’d still say “not tonight buddy” and then keep ur ID
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Does anyone have a smart car I can borrow so parallel parking on my drivers test will be like: _/_____\_ _/_\_ _/____\_ O——-O O—O O———O Instead of: _/_____\_ _/____\_ _/____\_ O———O O———O O———O
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Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >(\_/) ( •_•) / > (\_/) ( •_•) / > (\_/) ( •_•) / > (\_/) ( •_•) / > RecurssionError: max depth exceeded
Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >🛍
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Boy: “hey can I buy you a drink 😘” Alex as Kat: “I’ll have a water”
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This is our super talented @Shopify dev degree student doing some research on variant switching using Apple’s RealityKit – at Toronto, Ontario
finding the pürfect flavour of gum is hard
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Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?
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its 2035. every fish is dead. Amazon owns every school. the Captain Crunch brand asks the cheerios Bee for nudes on twitter. the weather is just constant tornadoes.
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"It's just one straw, it's just one disposable cup, it's just one plastic bag" - 7.4 billion people.
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