steph baker retweeted
yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist
steph baker retweeted
gonna become a bouncer but only let in organ donors. u could be 50 and i’d still say “not tonight buddy” and then keep ur ID
Does anyone have a smart car I can borrow so parallel parking on my drivers test will be like:
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Instead of:
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O———O O———O O———O
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Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding
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/ > RecurssionError: max depth exceeded
Boy: “hey can I buy you a drink 😘”
Alex as Kat: “I’ll have a water”
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steph baker retweeted
This is our super talented @Shopify dev degree student doing some research on variant switching using Apple’s RealityKit – at Toronto, Ontario
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Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?
steph baker retweeted
its 2035. every fish is dead. Amazon owns every school. the Captain Crunch brand asks the cheerios Bee for nudes on twitter. the weather is just constant tornadoes.












