Still Cash

How to borrow against your bag on Still, in 40 seconds. 1. Pick your bag. BONK, WIF, FARTCOIN, POPCAT and 30 more. 2. Pick how much and a date: 7 or 21 days, the cost fixed up front. 3. See every number before you sign. 4. Sign once. Still House funds it in seconds. 5. Then nothing can touch it. No liquidation line, no price read. 6. On the date, repay and take the bag back, or keep the USDC and walk. Keep your bag. Ape the next one. stillcash.app/guide

We backtested a month of loans against $FARTCOIN. One loan starting every 4 hours. A lender that reads the price would've sold the bag in 88 of 181 seven-day loans, and 154 of 181 at 21 days. 79 of the 7-day ones were back above the sale price by day 7. On Still none of them get sold before the date. stillcash.app/b/FARTCOIN

The month's worst-timed sales in the trenches. For each meme, the 7-day loan a lender that reads the price sold, then watched close day 7 higher: USELESS +20.3% SPX +20.0% FARTCOIN +17.2% BONK +13.6% PNUT +13.3% On Still every one of those bags stays with the borrower. Replay any of them: stillcash.app/replay

PENGU, a 7-day loan from 28 Sep 00:00 UTC, replayed on real 4-hour candles. The lender that reads the price sold it at $0.00868 on 02 Oct 16:00. On Still you'd repay on day 7 and keep a bag that closed 10.4% above that sale. Pick any meme and any start: stillcash.app/replay

How often would a normal loan have sold your $WIF this month? 58 of 181 seven-day loans. 148 of 181 over 21 days. 39 of the week-long ones were back above the sale price by day 7. On Still, none of them. stillcash.app/b/WIF

Any Still replay now plays inside your own page, from one line of HTML. It plays a real loan on 4-hour candles, start to date, then loops. PNUT, a 7-day loan from 24 Oct 00:00 UTC: a lender that reads the price sold it at $0.0364 on 30 Oct 00:00 UTC. By day 7 the bag closed at $0.0413, +13.3% above that sale. Copy embed on any replay: stillcash.app/replay

Where Still goes next. Live since 3 Nov, and the agent tools shipped on day two. Up next: The audit report, straight into the docs. Idle vault cash earning while it waits for loans. Leverage in one transaction, and rolling a loan to a new date instead of closing it. Only the audit has a date. The rest ships in public, with the transaction to prove it.

12 lines of JavaScript, no key, no SDK. It pulls Still's trench board from the open API and prints every meme a price-reading loan would have sold this week, where it sold, and where the coin is now. Today that's 7 of 12. Grab it at stillcash.app/examples/trenc… and run it in Node, Deno, Bun or a browser console. The same data feeds the MCP tool still_trenches, so your agent can read it too.

Three weeks is a long time to hold a meme on a loan that reads the price. SPX, a 21-day loan from 14 Oct 08:00 UTC, replayed on real 4-hour candles. The price loan sold it at $0.3107 on 30 Oct 00:00. On Still you'd repay on day 21 and keep a bag that closed 21.2% above that sale. Pick any meme and any start: stillcash.app/replay

We backtested a month of loans against $BONK. One loan starting every 4 hours. A lender that reads the price would've sold the bag in 48 of 181 seven-day loans, and 124 of 181 at 21 days. 44 of the 7-day ones were back above the sale price by day 7. On Still none of them get sold before the date. stillcash.app/b/BONK

New on Still: replay any loan. Pick a meme and a start time this month. The same loan plays out twice on real 4-hour candles, once with a lender that reads the price and once on Still. This one is POPCAT, 7 days from 29 Oct 16:00 UTC. The price loan sold it at $0.0366 on 30 Oct 00:00. On Still you'd repay on day 7 and keep a bag that closed 0.7% above that sale. stillcash.app/replay

We ran the trench backtest again with 21-day loans. 2,172 loans against memes, one starting every 4 hours. A lender that reads the price would've sold 1,682 of them. That's 77% gone before the date. On Still nothing gets sold before the date. On the date it's your call: repay and take the bag back, or keep the USDC. Flip the trench board to 21 days to see every meme.

Shipped on Still on 5 Nov, all of it live: The trench board, every meme in one place What any wallet can borrow A month of meme loans, backtested at 7 and 21 days The backtest in Borrow, before you sign Lending to memes, backtested, on Earn Replay any loan: two lenders, real candles The last 24 hours, live: how close every meme is to a price loan's line Every loan page next to the same loan from a lender that reads the price Three new agent tools: still_trenches, still_backtest, still_replay 22 releases in one day, UTC. Still shipping.

We backtested lending to the trenches. A loan every 4 hours for a month against 12 memes, lent on Still at 50% of the bag for 52% a year. 2,172 seven-day loans. Borrowers walked away from 0 of them. Every one paid its fixed 1.00%. At 21 days, 7 of 2,172 walked. The worst one cost the lender 10.3%. Nothing gets sold before the date, so a wick never touches the lender either. The numbers are on stillcash.app/earn

Borrow now shows you the backtest before you sign. Pick a meme and the card tells you how often a loan from a lender that reads the price sold it this month. WIF: 58 of 181 seven-day loans. 145 of 181 at 21 days. On Still that line isn't there. Nothing reads the price before the date.

We backtested a month of meme loans from a lender that reads the price, one starting every 4 hours. It would have sold 693 of 2,172 seven-day loans, and 1,673 of 2,172 at 21 days. Here's the method, every meme, and what Still does instead.

Update on USELESS. At 16:00 UTC it went 15.6% under its 24-hour high. A 55% loan that reads the price sells there, at $0.1245. It's at $0.1294 now, 3.9% above that sale. On Still the bag would still be yours. Nothing reads the price before the date.

What happens on the date, with $100 of BONK. You get 47.97 USDC now. Nothing is owed until day 7. Day 7, BONK above $0.00000141: repay 48.93 and take the bag back. Every move up is yours. Day 7, below it: keep the 47.97 and walk. The lender keeps the bag. You never owe more. Nothing in between can sell it. Your worst case is set the day you borrow.

We backtested a month of the trenches. A 7-day loan against each meme Still takes, started every 4 hours for 30 days. 2,172 loans. A lender that reads the price would've sold 692 of them. 455 of those bags were back above the sale price by day 7. On Still, 0 of them get sold. Nothing reads the price before the date. It's live on the trench board now, refreshed every 30 minutes.

It's not only memes. We ran the trench backtest on Solana majors: a loan every 4 hours for a month, at 55% from a lender that reads the price. Sold within 7 days: JTO 76 of 181 RAY 76 of 181 JUP 71 of 181 PYTH 62 of 181 SOL 0 of 181 in a week, but 89 of 181 over 21 days. On Still none of them get sold before the date, and they borrow up to 65%. stillcash.app/week

Your agent can read the trenches now. We shipped still_trenches on the Still MCP server. Ask it which memes a price-reading loan would've sold this week, and whether they came back. Two more since then: still_backtest for the whole month, and still_replay for any single loan from any start. 15 tools, no key. The card is a real Claude run against mainnet data. claude mcp add --transport http still stillcash.app/mcp