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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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I believe Klein/11 returned us to the correct timeline
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oh my god!!!
you genuinely cant make it up man
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good morning america
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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where we dropping
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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We owe her everything
The way this video literally exposed a priest for mishandling $1.9M church funds and helped Mamdani become New York’s mayor
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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Y’all mind if a commie libs out a lil?
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Hasan better show that hairy ass if Texas flips
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expect christmas tree farm (snow covered pine needles in a frost covered land edition) to be announced thursday night
🚨 Olivia Rodrigo will release her first Christmas song this Thursday, titled ‘take me home (4 christmas).’
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look what you've done. you've hurt john goodman's feelings. is that what you want to do with your one precious life? hurt john goodman's feelings?
John Goodman opened up about how the negative reviews for Digger HURT him, saying critics practically KILLED the movie before it even opened, but he still hopes it finds an audience over time like The Big Lebowski and Speed Racer 👀 “Yeah, it hurt. They kind of killed us before we opened. ‘This will only make $5,’ and it’s a good reason for people to avoid it. I’m proud of it, and I had a ball doing it.”
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Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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ALL OF MY FRUIT FAMILIES 🍎 Individual pieces in thread
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TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR 1 • Shawn Hatosy
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