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John Stonehocker

@stonehockerLLC

Go Birds 🦅. Go 76ers. Big Caitlin Clark fan. MAGA. Jalen Hurts.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2025
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No. 5 Team
@Hendrick5TeamNov 8
Kyle Larson is your 2026 NASCAR Cup Series Champion!
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a moment of silence for our playoff chances dying everyone
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Jericho@YaBoyJerichoOct 15
Blood clot took my QB Hamstrings took out my RB and WR Both backup RBs out for weeks Rookie TE hasn’t played a snap HOF Tackle retired Jalyx Hunt injured on a play that shouldn’t have happened Greenard can’t catch a break And Nicholas John Sirianni is still my head coach
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@Chase_SeniorOct 7
Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles
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@MarshallGreen_Oct 7
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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@jalenreagorsOct 6
Lane Johnson played 11,917 snaps in his 14 year career, he allowed only 295 pressures (2.4%) and allowed just 33 sacks (0.02%). We’ll never see another like him.
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Katie@KayTeeeOhOct 4
I fully expected them to lose today and yet they still managed to piss me off
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@tomstakesOct 4
A team unraveling. An era unraveling. It sucks man. Really fuckin sucks.
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Fuck you andy dalton
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Said it 50 mins before it happened. Basically broke the news. Coming for your job schefter.
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Replying to @pheaglescentral @AdamSchefter
Seems like the perfect time to bring in ertz
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Really going to lose to the shit can titans
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Cam juergans fucking sucks
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Football season is back and so am I
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Guys, the tide might finally be turning
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1k Watts ♚@1k_WattsSep 2
For no reason at all, shoutout Greg Ward. Never forget.
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@staccinupAug 18
The league never deserved Joel Embiid😣
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Paul@HawkeyePaul_Aug 17
Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, Nebraska decided to play with only 4 guys in the final minute of the sweet sixteen.
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Over the middle, huh?
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@JClarkNBCSJul 29
Darius Cooper just made a great diving catch over the middle on a ball from Jalen Hurts
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@LeBron__legacyJul 27
#WeWillNeverForget
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CBain
@cbain100Jul 19
Being a 76ers fan is funny bc when things finally start going well: Your star Guard breaks his finger Your max Wing fails a drug test And right when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, Joel Embiid’s appendix explodes. Never question my loyalty.
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