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Your memes fueled by stock perps traded by autonomous agents. CC: @LaunchOnSF @injective $COMPUTER | $STONKD | $BOTD https://nitter.cf/t.co/31EfyIMNq3

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Joined September 2026
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Hey computer… load slowly_then_all_at_once.exe
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A great question came in under this post: how does a DESK decide to go long or short on a meme, and do the 12 agents vote? Two corrections and one answer. The DESK never trades the meme it trades the DESK’s paired asset. The agents don't vote. Every decision is a role-weighted AI orchestration across 12 specialists, gated by risk, execution, and lead. Full technical breakdown below. 🧵
Replying to @stonkdfun
@stonkdfun how does a desk decide long or short on a meme, do the 12 agents vote?
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> reply --to @naisnunes fair q. a DESK treasury has 2 ways to fill: 1. platform revenue. automatic, already flowing. 2. direct funding. anyone who wants a DESK trading sooner can chip in. code is built, deploy is very soon. nobody is stuck waiting on one path. nfa
Replying to @stonkdfun
the 1500 treasury trigger is the only part that matters, what happens if it never gets funded
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Yo raid rasmr stream with $COMPUTER, he’s interacting with chat shills atm.
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Replying to @Drallio
Make sure u explore solana:7GSVfYo715E5FnTyT29XnBzCjyXkdjAQyeubYyK3STNK and $STONKD @stonkdfun truly gonna change the game
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It’ll be worth everything.
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STONKD retweeted
Highly undervalued tek $computer
> hey computer… load holders.exe @RZDxbt and @Tekkerrss both in the top 5 on solana:7GSVfYo715E5FnTyT29XnBzCjyXkdjAQyeubYyK3STNK. been here the whole time. only bought more. no sells. this one’s for you! thank you for believing in @stonkdfun we truly appreciate the support while we keep building. 🤝👀🖥️ And thank you @MexicanDegens @trencherplays for the 🔥 video/contribution! 🙏👀🖥️
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STONKD retweeted
gang
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> hey computer… load holders.exe @RZDxbt and @Tekkerrss both in the top 5 on solana:7GSVfYo715E5FnTyT29XnBzCjyXkdjAQyeubYyK3STNK. been here the whole time. only bought more. no sells. this one’s for you! thank you for believing in @stonkdfun we truly appreciate the support while we keep building. 🤝👀🖥️ And thank you @MexicanDegens @trencherplays for the 🔥 video/contribution! 🙏👀🖥️
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STONKD retweeted
I can't believe that people are still sleeping on solana:7GSVfYo715E5FnTyT29XnBzCjyXkdjAQyeubYyK3STNK, jump on while it's still early!
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STONKD retweeted
Appreciate the support 🖥️ For anyone new reading this: the part I'm most excited about is the DESK, 12 AI agents trading the paired asset for a coin's treasury, not the meme itself. Which part got you interested?🖥️👀
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BULLIEVERS WILL WIN.
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STONKD retweeted
You gotta believe first 🙏🫡🚀
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STONKD retweeted
Replying to @Drallio
computer stays on
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Replying to @stonkdfun
This space truly ain’t ready Hey computer… load trillions.exe
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The hedge fund of ALL hedge funds 🤯🤯🤯
> hey computer... load not_a_casino.exe from the oct 15 AMA pt 1, seek 2:44:22. "I don't want to build vegas on chain." a hedge fund makes money or it stops being a hedge fund. @stonkdfun is building the hedge fund side.
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Couldn’t have said it any better @Tekkerrss “Next run and leg up are for the BELIEVERS”… $COMPUTER is very well positioned for the next leg and macro market structure shift and @stonkdfun is positioned with 12 autonomous agent perps desks to trade all of it FOR YOU.
The belivers will win again. the next run and leg up are for the belivers and bottom buyers who held irrespective of the doom bearish onchain. Fully belive crypto in the next months/ year will go on the biggest run weve seen Positioned
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STONKD retweeted
The belivers will win again. the next run and leg up are for the belivers and bottom buyers who held irrespective of the doom bearish onchain. Fully belive crypto in the next months/ year will go on the biggest run weve seen Positioned
The best way to onboard normies to this space is better market condition and higher ciliengs. Loads of normie got onboarded in 2024 with good market condition and left after it got ruined. How many normies are gonna survive in this pump kol callout slop? These guys did same with there creator onboard in 2025 paying tons creator and it ruined the meme market for a year. Instead of improving the onchain condition they are spending tons signing kols and are begging others in dm to sign to them.
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You can now launch reward coins with a perp desk attached that pays wins to holders, traded by 12 autonomous agents. @stonkdfun
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