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Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

Love it. No, not the car.

Listening to a @MattWalshBlog “the Aztecs were amazing at open heart surgery, they just weren’t very good at putting the heart back” 😆😆

Always love when an e scooter/bike is clearly gonna jump the red when my light is green. I like to miss them by just enough that they will need to change their underwear sharpish.

Missus has an event she’s attending, so she went to the salon to get her hair done. As usual, I have to have my best “oh wow, very nice, you look absolutely amazing, well done them” even though I couldn’t care less if I tried 😆

F**k me, northern punters do like to talk. My London ears aren’t used to it 😆

Just passed Oxford Circus for the first time since change. 6 cyclists going through and the “guards” not even lifting their heads. I’m shocked & stunned ladies & gents, shocked & stunned I tells ya

Was able to check my first night’s home energy cost after first night charge. Off peak home use is about £1.20 a night, last night £3.20. So home cab full charge was £2. Taking into account what I spend driving about doing the birdwatching stuff, will be saving about £120pw 👍

Not seen that before. Drop a couple at a nice hotel, they seem happy enough. She gets out first, starts walking to the hotel, he follows, sees a hot woman, and is slowing his pace to have very obvious look. I’m now watching the missus hoping she doesn’t look back.

I fixed the photo being used in the news

And so it begins #cyclingcunts

Rank up, DP strolls over “The world’s a mess eh”

Heading off for work. Cab got its first full home charge. Day rate, but cheaper than petrol. All works fine it appears. I used Taxi Juice. Was a complicated route for the wire where I live, but great job disguising it as much as he did.

7 year old niece fell in Shoreditch, chipped her tooth, split her lip open. Covered in blood my sister hailed a cab, and he took them to Royal London Hospital for free. Did us proud who ever you are.

Yup, will never understand people posting kids publicly on places like Twitter. Creeps are absolutely zooming in and having a look. Just because you want 3 likes.

Punters asking if we still do the knowledge on bikes “Yes, but our numbers are right down” “Because of Uber?” “No because cabs are £120k”

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. So I’m going to say in writing “the Oxford Street closure will cause such chaos, they’ll end up removing it” There it is, start the timer 😆

Well just had my first “Range Extender not available” cab wouldn’t start, and made use of the Faraday case. Tries after 2 minutes and it started. There you go @russtxy only had the cab a month and 1st issue 🤪

When you punter chores the iPhone cable you gave them to use, but their tip more than covers it.

Flu jab (not for me) what’s the consensus? Obviously anyone who has had it with no trouble, or it caused a bad flu, or know people it helped or made worse