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Joined December 2024
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Due to some recent news ...
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Recent work
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get benjamin netanyahus dick out of your mouth
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US cheated and still lost
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I’ll help you. It’s not that hard: - democracy - not electing convicted sex abusers as their leader - chocolates - soccer - health care - beer - fries
I literally cannot name one thing that Belgium 🇪🇸 does better than America
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This you?
Welcome to socialism
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Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.
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FUCK OPERA. FUCK BALLET. LISAN AL'GAIB.
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The most disturbing part of his unhinged comments is how comfortable he is in telling the world how stupid he and his followers are. But I guess it’s expected from a man who regularly and publicly fantasized about sleeping with his own daughter and is clearly implicated in the worst pedophile coverup case.
"Somali is a third-world, maybe a fourth-world nation... They come here and they steal $19 billion — it's crazy," says @POTUS on the anti-fraud task force. "@IlhanMN, I hope this is part of it. She married her brother, supposedly... She's one of the ringleaders."
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crazy how they can zero in on a foreign national and kidnap them from their own home in the middle of the night, but no ability to avoid schools and hospitals when launching attacks in the Middle East
BREAKING: 51 Iranian children killed, 60 students wounded after joint US-Israel strikes hit girls' school in Iran.
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americans are the baddies
BREAKING: 51 Iranian children killed, 60 students wounded after joint US-Israel strikes hit girls' school in Iran.
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It's crazy watching America fall into a fascist dictatorship right in front of your eyes.
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CVE-2025-55182 dropped. CVSS 10.0. React Server Components. The Slack channel exploded. Forty-seven messages in twelve minutes. I responded with a fire emoji. Leadership. My threat intel team sent me six GitHub links. I clicked none of them. But I forwarded all of them. To seventeen people. With "URGENT" in the subject line. Three exclamation points. That's how you know it's serious. Our vendor called. They said their WAF had "day-zero protections." I asked what that meant. They said "runtime-level coverage." I asked what that meant. They sent me a PDF. Fourteen pages. I read the executive summary. Four bullet points. Three of them said "AI-powered." I felt safe. I scheduled an all-hands. Mandatory. I showed a screenshot of Shodan results. Very red. Very scary. I said "React2Shell" four times. Each time more slowly than the last. I showed them a PoC from Twitter. It used child_process.exec. I said we blocked it. I didn't mention you'd have to deliberately expose that function. Which would be insane. Which no one does. Which makes blocking it meaningless. But the slide looked great. Green checkmark. "MITIGATED." A security engineer unmuted. She asked about prototype pollution. She asked about __proto__:then. She asked if we'd actually upgraded React. I said those were implementation details. I said we focus on outcomes, not outputs. I said our posture was defense-in-depth. She asked what layer was actually defending. I said, "All of them." She shared her screen. Our Next.js was three versions behind. I said version numbers were vanity metrics. She said the CVE literally lists affected versions. I said, "Let's parking-lot that." I never found the parking lot. The meeting ended. I posted a LinkedIn update. "Proud of our team's rapid response to React2Shell." Forty-three likes. Two comments from vendors. One recruiter DM. The engineer's Jira ticket sat in the backlog. Priority: Medium. We shipped a new feature instead. The breach came through prototype pollution. Exactly what she said. The WAF saw nothing. Because WAFs don't understand JavaScript deserialization. The postmortem was three hours. I facilitated. Root cause: "Sophisticated nation-state actor." Contributing factor: "Unclear internal communication." The engineer who raised the alarm? "Contributed to confusion during incident response." I'm keynoting at RSA next month. Topic: "Building a Culture of Cyber Resilience." I'm workshopping my opening line. "In today's threat landscape, the only certainty is uncertainty." The audience will nod. They always do.
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Imagine if a bunch of kids in a classroom ceased existing. Imagine it happened several times a week. Imagine it happened like this for decades. And nobody did anything to stop it, but left those communities to deal with the fallout. Thank goodness this is an alternate reality!
I love how horror movies have to take place in an alternate universe where media doesn't exist. Like if 17 children magically vanished from a small town that wouldn't have the *town* in an uproar, Fox News would be doing 24/7 coverage, the streets would be choked with podcasters.
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Wow look at me go
Daily Mail UK released photos of Katy Perry and former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau kissing on Katy’s yacht in California.
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POOR JD! HIS SWEET BELOVED COUCH NOW COSTS MORE WITH THE TARIFFS!
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I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!
Hegseth says it’s not a good look for our military to have overweight people commanding it Hegseth: It is tiring to look out and see fat troops, likewise unexpected to see fat generals leading command, it is a bad look. Bad and not who we are.
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