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self proclaimed dog enthusiast

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Joined July 2024
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the humble artichoke:
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Eu quando acordo e não é com meu amor me dando beijinho
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he is. full of. fungi 🍄💚💚💚💚moldy babby🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 contributing. in the ecossistem.💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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Why would I ever leave my home state when my home state is literally Washington
yearning for this specific part of north america harder than most people yearn for romance
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Dude I swear I haven't been in the mood to read fanfic for like MONTHS and then ao3 goes down and suddenly I feel like reading about 5 different ships I need to kms
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i want you to he/it me as hard as you can
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bennie retweeted
Apples are meant to be eaten while standing in the dark, stem and seeds and all. Closing your eyes works too. After a couple of bites, you begin to recall your past life as a horse. You remember that if you run fast you’ll be rewarded with more apples and you eat with joy
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Anyone else avoid their hyperfixation (like watching it if its a show) bc its too overwhelming to perceive??? Or are you normal
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hi can i be unhealthily attached to you paws at you
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when you’re a scott / kip / skip fan who has no hate in your heart and loves love
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Help me! Somebody evil pushed me into a muddy puddle and it'll cost me 3000€ to get myself cleaned! Please donate to my GoFundMe linked below. It would make my day 🙏
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bennie retweeted
Can’t be around men without being envious and can’t be around women without being seen as a woman
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seeing my boys on the big screen changed me as a person yeah this hr shit is for life
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i don’t think you’re obligated to like heated rivalry, but i do roll my eyes at everyone in the qrts calling it soft porn. the beginning of shane and ilya’s relationship is meant to be “casual hook ups” and sex is the only way they communicate, so it’s pivotal to the story.
I tried watching heated rivalry but the writing is so bad and patchy??? or its just bad direction/edit ???? I feel like I’m losing my mind being critical because why was this the talk of the town for so long 😭😭😭
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bennie retweeted
watching heated rivalry in theaters really does feel like watching the show for the first time all over again oh my god
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just peed on tree. mine now.
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bennie retweeted
only when we shed do we heal...
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