-0.46u on tonight’s #DWCS. We needed one of our dogs to hit but this card stayed true to the chalk.

🚫🚫🚫 Oof. Quissua was kinda cruising. We were starting to feel good about this one. #DWCS

Official play for #DWCS: Jaden Ortega ML (+232) for 0.53u

Official play for #DWCS: Marcos Degli + Norbert Novenyi ML parlay (-158) for 1.45u

Official play for #DWCS: Emilio Quissua ML (+112) for 0.85u

In training camp, Ashton Jeanty was screaming so badly from a sprained ankle that the entire team thought his career was in jeopardy. Yesterday, Caleb was crying and giving the dramatic fist pump while being carted off with a day-to-day hammy. These kids today are different.

🚫🚫🚫 Okay welp…we lost but not in the way that we feared. Hate to lose the 0.5u here but it’s also cool to see a legend like Pitbull prove that he’s still got it. #UFC331

First fight of the main card started at 9:28 EST. The second fight will now clearly be starting in the second hour of the broadcast. The pacing for non-Apex Paramount shows has been absolutely horrific. #UFC331

Give Alonzo Menifield 100 bonuses right now because why in the world was he even allowed to fight with his damn bone sticking out of his thumb and he still won against a Polish mutant?? #UFC331

Pantoja seems like one of the few MMA fighters who is actually a decent guy, while Van is a douchebag even by MMA standards. If karma is real, The Cannibal gets his belt back tonight. (Spoiler alert: karma is probably not real) #UFC331

UFC fans when a fight is supposed to end by finish, but doesn’t: “Cut them both…this is bullshit!” 😡🤬 Me:

Let tonight be a lesson to those among you who parlay chalky unders. #UFC331

Mike Bell scored a round for Charles Jourdain in that fight #UFC331 😬😬😳😳

💰💰💰 Cashing this ticket on Marlon Vera point spread +3.5. Our tracked ticket might end up okay after all following a tough start. Shameful performance from Jourdain. Chito put an absolutely whooping on that boy until he quit. #UFC331

It didn’t occur to Chito Vera to try to win the first round of a fight until he was 33 years old with almost 30 UFC fights to his name 😂😂 He is whooping Charles through R2. #UFC331

Despaigne and Tai should both be ashamed that they lost grappling exchanges to each other. Robelis was clearly the rightful winner there in my opinion though. #UFC331

I wish I could have a beer tonight with somebody who was holding a FGTD ticket on Despaigne vs. Tuivasa. I didn’t have any overs on this one, but I love to see it. More proof that literally ANY fight can hit the scorecards. #UFC331 🍻🍻

Congrats to Michael Aswell I guess for his first legitimate UFC win, but is he not the most harmless guy you’ve ever seen in the cage? At no point does it ever seem within the realm of possibility that he can get a finish or really even hurt his opponent at this level. #UFC331

The UFC featherweight division has outstanding PR because the bottom tier of the division is as horrible as any other and nobody ever brings it up. #UFC331