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✨bi-nosaur✨

@strugglesaurus

chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️

 East Minneapolis
Joined October 2018
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I AM ALL TOO UNWELL
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Runner up: an “I ❤️ Nick” shirt with Nick Carter on it
✨bi-nosaur✨ (@strugglesaurus) profile picture✨bi-nosaur✨@strugglesaurus22h
Do I wear a “team Sophie” shirt to the Jonas Brothers concert tomorrow yes or yes
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Can somebody please summarize, I can’t sit through 13 minutes of this lady’s fucking voice
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar10h
here's the entirety of the seeming mental breakdown Haley Stevens just had on CNN. One of the most bizarre and incoherent political interviews I can recall. Note how she's completely unable to explain why she changed her mind from supporting Abdul El-Sayed last night to endorsing Mike Rogers today.
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Weird how as children we all understand that Robin Hood is the good guy, but taxing millionaires and billionaires their fair share? OH GOD THE HORROR!!!
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I realize this is kind of wild coming from a swiftie, but you guys know that casual fans that aren’t parasocial and just like the music are allowed to go to concerts too, right? Lmao please stop being insane
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“If you don’t know all the words to every song I better not see you in the Ticketmaster queue!” bestie there’s a non-zero chance somebody’s boyfriend who doesn’t know a single song and sits there annoyed with his arms crossed the whole time will be sitting next to you calm down
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Do I wear a “team Sophie” shirt to the Jonas Brothers concert tomorrow yes or yes
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Ohhhhh I didn’t realize that you guys are crazier than swifties. Got it. My bad.
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I better not tell them my floor ticket was only $5 because my friend got them on a discounted ticket app for vets
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Lmao what kind of crack is Lyft smoking?? (2 mins ago it was at $115 and I didn’t screen shot it bc I thought the app was glitched or something. Apparently just a surge. That’s a 5 mile ride btw)
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And that’s not just the priority pickup, that’s a “free upgrade” lmao
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Keeping this forever as proof I’m the favorite aunt
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Friendly reminder that nobody is giving your kids weed gummies. That shit’s expensive
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Me: “EL RENO. JOPLIN. BRIDGE CREEK/MOORE. MOORE AGAIN. 1925 TRI-STATE. THE WIZARD OF OZ. THE F5 THAT KILLED HELEN HUNT’S DAD IN TWISTER” Dude with the gun:
Chris Wicklund (@WickyDubs2) profile pictureChris Wicklund
@WickyDubs2Oct 28
Gun to your head name a tornado
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fiance has never seen gone girl so I’m making him watch it
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Me: “dont worry babe I’ll never gone girl you” Him: “I know, you’re too ADHD to plan something that elaborate” Me:
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How do I get a job where I only have to work like 2-3 days a week but can still pay all my bills? Somebody who knows the secret please let me know.
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Guys I think I figured out what can bring the left and the right together and it’s destroying flock cameras. Somebody run on this platform.
Jason Call 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@CallForCongress) profile pictureJason Call 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩
@CallForCongressOct 28
Burn👏it👏down🔥🔥
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I’m watching the Starship Troopers movie from the 90s for the first time ever and I’m sorry but people really didn’t think this extremely campy movie was obvious satire??? Were people in the 90s ok??? Maybe media literacy has always been dead.
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lol I’m sorry… a tornado watch?
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The upper bleph strikes again
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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And I mean it’s objectively not bad work, she just doesn’t look like herself anymore. She had unique & distinctive eyes and changing them changed her whole look.
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