@strumdick

PARODY ACCOUNT. Not your dad's favorite shitposter!

Joined August 2021
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We should make all of our elected representatives wear GPS tracking, biometric recording, wearable devices at all times. They should also only be paid the federal minimum wage. They should also be forced to retire at age 60. I'd also like them to have monthly polygraphs
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BWierdArt♥️🖤🤍💚@SomebodysMums15h
I'm looking for a Palestine friendly printer who is in the United States because of shipping reasons who will print these on stickers for me without a ridiculous minimum. We are doing God's work. My local printer looked very resistant to the job when I showed her the code. 🙄🤬🇵🇸
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Amar Sadiki ☭@AmarSadiki1917Oct 12
Communism
sage@sagespellsOct 11
deep down in your heart what do you want rn ??
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I've heard enough: Death penalty for possession
Polymarket
@Polymarket18h
JUST IN: Scientists find psilocybin, the psychedelic compound in magic mushrooms, reduces brain swelling & promotes neural repair following repeated concussions in rats.
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Fuck Israel
Colonel Angus 💜☭@ColonelAngus17Oct 12
Wow the bots are really dead. You can say "Fuck Israel" now without a montage of blue checks coming for you.
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R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts21h
🚨 #BREAKING: Traffic plunges on U.S. political subreddits after Ukrainian strike on Russian datacenters.
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Bolshevik Virgo ☭@Bolshevik_VirgoOct 12
What "personal liberties" does someone have who is hungry, homeless and unemployed
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🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallOct 10
Expand the death penalty to adulterers, pornographers, abortionists (including the mothers), and sodomites.
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jay@dicaprioburnerOct 11
Can’t believe no one has posted this yet
c ☆@tintafeyOct 9
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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If you've been paying attention, this should come as no surprise
MC Squared@mcsquared34Oct 10
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I am in so much pain. Please send me your best memes
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Sounds like the Democrats and Republicans?
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Nico
@nicogamblesOct 10
Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you did not. You didn’t pay $3100 for rent and $10 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $60K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.
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Roman Helmet Guy
@romanhelmetguyOct 10
Boomers just want the money they put into the system paid back to them? Ok, well they put negative $40T into the system. If we paid every Boomer back, they would each owe $1M and never see another nickel of Social Security or Medicare.
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Minna Paaso@PaasoMinnaOct 10
Any day now would be appropriate
Bartosz TrueFellaski 🇪🇺 🇫🇷 🇵🇱 🤝 🇺🇦@bartosztruchleOct 10
Citizens of the United States of America How does it come you're not rioting and manifesting in the streets right fucking now ? Sincerely, A french guy
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AIPAC Tracker
@TrackAIPACOct 11
This you?
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaleyOct 9
Who still carries out public executions: The Iranian regime The North Korean regime The Taliban in Afghanistan
Al-Shabaab in Somalia That is not the company we want to keep or the country we want to be.
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Guy who puts commas before emojis, 😅
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c ☆@tintafeyOct 9
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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OS2NOX@OS2NOXOct 10
wrap it up
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Clash Report
@clashreportOct 10
Trump: It's amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.
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B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC
@_iamblakeleyOct 10
Annnnndd this is why the work @xIsraelExposedx Archive Genocide is sooooo important! Please make sure you’re following them and amplifying their work!
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@JimmyJ4thewinOct 9
🚨JUST IN: Meta just deleted the Instagram account of late Palestinian journalist Anas al-Sharif.
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