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Your school has no gymnastics team, this is the last resort. Himbo

London, UK, Europe
Joined September 2009
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β€œStop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a…”
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Ah yes. Poppy outrage. Bang on time.
The Poppy isn’t political. It’s a symbol of thanks for those men and women who paid the ultimate sacrifice for the freedoms we cherish as a nation today. They’re the best of Britain - the scumbag who crested the β€œPalestinian Poppy”represents the worst. dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Erm… why @Dominos_UK? I had 5 stamps and due a free pizza. My last order being 31 July. Since when do your stamps have such a limited time period? 2 months and a week?! Really???
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Replying to @AmazonUK
@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp 1/2 please read both tweets I bought this yesterday before 9pm and it not only did it qualify for next day delivery, it was meant to arrive by 1pm today. It’s now saying tomorrow and your chatbot doesn’t give me an option to complain or speak to someone.
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2/2 The same product is allowing me to order and pay now and arrive by 1pm tomorrow - as long as I order within 5hrs 36mins - so midnight tonight. So why has my purchase, due to be delivered before 1pm today (it’s now almost 7pm) arriving a day later than what I paid for?
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Even by your standards @amazon @AmazonUK @AmazonHelp - leaving my delivery in the bin?!!! WTAF was your delivery driver thinking? Please explain. Also I have a registered β€œsafe place” which is the cafe across the street, which was very much open at the time of this β€œdelivery.”
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17 years ago today, Grindr was launched.
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Hi @virginmedia my contract, as you keep telling me, if up for renewal - except I can’t find the date my contract ends - and when I try and download it, it’s in a format that can’t be opened. Just another reason why I can’t wait to leave and switch suppliers.
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Oh so it’s NOT up for renewal? Make your mind up @virginmedia
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Hey @British_Airways there are a number of London flights you could’ve rebooked me on that doesn’t have me waiting around all day.
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So @ReconNews I’m confused. I had a new card issued because of fraud. But you send two emails within an hour of each other. One saying I have 3 days to update payment. Another saying my subscription is cancelled (3 days what?) but also saying it ends in May 2026. WTAF?
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Also 3 day grace period, until 14 Feb? That would be 16 days after you sent that email.
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Will you ever build an app that works @British_Airways? I also see that the booking page still takes you out of the app to make a booking, rendering the entire app pretty useless. All your competitors have perfectly good IT systems, I don’t understand why you don’t.
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Jesus Christ Judi.
Judi Dench on Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein: β€œKevin has been exonerated and I hear from Kevin, we text. I saw a bit of film of Harvey walking with two sticks and you think, β€˜Well…’ β€˜I knew Harvey and I knew him well and worked with him, and I had none of that experience – very fortunately for me. I imagine he’s done his time," Dench told The Radio Times. "I don’t know, to me it’s personal – forgiveness. I just think…" variety.com/2025/film/global…
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Well I guess I won’t be using your website / app to buy Christmas presents for family @qvcuk. Also FYI it’s not a credit card I was using, it’s a debit card linked to a current account with a healthy balance. I’ll take my business and shop elsewhere.
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. @VodafoneUK my new phone was due yesterday but an β€œunexpected issue” meant it got changed to today - FYI I had rearranged my work diary to sit at home all day. Fast forward to today - for a 2nd day running changed my work diary and my 1703-1803 window has been and gone. WTF?
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Hi @vodafoneuk do you have any intention of responding? It’s now gone 10pm. DPD customer services closed at 6.30pm so can’t give me an update. Meanwhile for the second day in a row I’ve had to sit around waiting - having cancelled or rearranged plans. Not. Good. Enough.
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Oh look. πŸ‘€ It’s now arriving on Thursday. So is that the third day that I have to rearrange plans @VodafoneUK @VodafoneGroup? A group profit of Β£1.14 billion for the 2024 financial year and you can’t even deliver a new phone on time. When will you courier this to me?
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I’ve got a tweet: The LGB Alliance is an anti-trans hate group, led by transphobic bigots who have yet to do any meaningful work to improve the lives of LGB people. Transphobia does not help LGB people, it actively harms us and our rights.
We tried to think of a Tweet but, frankly, this banner says it all. #199DaysLater
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Hey @networkrail why are you caging people in Euston Station like animals? As if 5 hours from Manchester to Euston isn’t enough I’m now queuing to get out of the station, to then go back in to get to the Underground entrance. WTF is wrong with you? @theLDNstandard
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