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Tattooer, Degen, Dad, Artist, Humorist, Talker, Thinker, Stinker.

Joined January 2022
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14 years i do not miss drinking alcohol at all my life is infinitely better without it happier, healthier, wealthier ;)
COMING UP ON 6 SOBER 😤😤😤 i do not miss drinking alcohol at all my life is infinitely better without it you don't need this bs to have 'fun'
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it’s october 24, 2026, the valks are up 3-1, and DB is on the phone with her agent trying to see if she can join the valks mid-finals
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My daughter asked me if I knew what LFG meant today.
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Telling a cop the truth is like a treat for them.
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I think this is the part of Caitlin Clark fandom that people outside Iowa sometimes don't understand. Iowa is a small state. No pro teams. You grow up there, you're a Hawkeye for life. We don't expect national championships. Our players just become family. And Caitlin? She's FROM Iowa. She could've gone anywhere in the country. She chose Iowa. And for four years, we watched this kid from West Des Moines do things we'd never seen before. Logo threes. Insane passes. Scoring records. Kinnick. Carver losing its fucking mind. Two Final Fours. Two national championship games. She made being an Iowa fan feel like being at the center of the sports universe. Now she's in the WNBA. And there's SO much noise. MVP debates. GOAT debates. Championships. Hot takes. Social media drama. People who love her. People who seemingly wake up every morning looking for a reason to hate her. And here's the thing: A lot of us Iowa CC fans just don't give a shit. 😂 Never wins a WNBA MVP? She's still the GOAT to us. Never wins a WNBA championship? She's still the GOAT to us. Because we've already got four years of memories that nobody can ever take away. Everything she's doing in the W now? We're enjoying the hell out of it. The rest is background noise. We rode with our girl when she wore IOWA across her chest. We'll ride with her wherever this thing goes. The WNBA gets Caitlin Clark now. Iowa gets her forever. 🖤💛 – at Byron, MN
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Sometimes my wife will hold onto something, a bill or task, until it’s almost too late to do it. Then she passes it off to me. I call her Kesley Mitchel. Dribble, dribble, dribble. Dribble, dribble, dribble then pass it to me with 1.5 seconds left on the shot clock.
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Today marks 4 YEARS of cooking in the Lab! 👻🧪 Truly appreciate everyone who’s helped Ghost Lab grow along the way, past or present. 4 years later and we’re still cooking. 🧪 Once a Ghost, always a Ghost. 👻
🤖 Made with AI
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A MESSAGE TO WNBA SPONSORS, INVESTORS & CORPORATE PARTNERS I’m going to say something that needs to be said, and I’m saying it as a BLACK MAN who has supported women’s basketball and wants to see the WNBA succeed. Sponsors and investors need to start paying attention to the narratives being pushed around this league. Monica McNutt. Andraya Carter. Chiney Ogwumike. There is a growing perception among fans that when the subject is Caitlin Clark, Sophie Cunningham, or the Indiana Fever, the conversation repeatedly becomes about what THEY need to do differently, what THEY need to take accountability for, how THEY need to speak up, or how THEY are somehow responsible for the actions of other people. But when the exact same standard should be applied to Black players, that energy often seems to disappear. That is a problem. And I’m not saying Black players should be treated more harshly. I’m saying they should be treated exactly the same. If Caitlin Clark is expected to answer for her fans, then every player should be expected to answer for their own supporters. If Sophie Cunningham deserves criticism for her actions, then so does every other player. If Caitlin is expected to demonstrate “self-awareness,” then that expectation cannot suddenly disappear when the player involved is Black. And if a player is ejected for a Flagrant 2 and then publicly posts about “WHITE PRIVILEGE,” that deserves to be discussed with the same seriousness that every controversial Caitlin Clark moment receives. You cannot demand accountability from one group while constantly explaining, contextualizing and defending another. That isn’t equality. And sponsors should care about this. Because your money is helping build this league. Your brands are attached to the broadcasts, the players, the analysts and the conversations surrounding the WNBA. You have every right to expect the people representing this league to promote competition, fairness and unity — not repeatedly reinforce racial division or create the perception that certain players are held to a different standard because of their race. I’m not asking sponsors to silence anyone. I’m asking you to WATCH. Watch the commentary. Watch who gets criticized. Watch who gets defended. Watch who is told to take accountability. Watch who gets their behavior explained away. And most importantly, watch whether the standard remains the same when the jersey, the team and the player’s race changes. Because fans are watching. And fans are the reason sponsors have an audience to market to in the first place. The WNBA has an incredible opportunity in front of it. But you cannot build a bigger league by constantly dividing the people who are watching it. Hold everyone accountable. Protect nobody from legitimate criticism. Attack nobody because of their race. And stop pretending fans don’t notice the difference. I’m a Black man saying this because I believe the standard should be fair for everybody. If the WNBA wants my support, my viewership and my money, then I expect the same fairness from the people representing it. #FeverWin #fever #wnba #racist #espnw @stoolpresidente @espnW @stephenasmith @McNuttMonica @Andraya_Carter @chiney @FirstTake @budweiserusa @Nike @StateFarm
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It’s crazy seeing all the vaccinated people still lecturing the unvaccinated on how to react.
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Big girl, little pussy. Little girl, all pussy.
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CERN shuts down 𝕏 algo restored interesting
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So they said the algorithm on X has changed? Ya’ll care?
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Amber wouldn’t even waive Dantas for Justine but Becky will waive Chennedy for her
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Clown show
I’m told, per league sources, that the Fever will not be countering Pissott’s offer sheet from the Aces.
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There's only one person to blame for that disastrous World Cup performance.
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Caitlin Clark being a part of this video of USA’s greatest sports moments Yeah - I’m done trying to convince haters of her motion and impact. If they don’t wanna accept it, that’s their problem and hatefulness.
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