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Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish).

Cumbernauld Village, Scotland
Joined May 2009
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Mr Wright retweeted
Sorry but those inflatables are class 😭 Trump is definitely a power bottom 😮‍💨
Crowds gathered in Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.
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Mr Wright retweeted
“Today my record as a GP will be judged by my patients, not by the Crown Prosecution Service.”
Today my record in public office will be judged by the people of Clacton, not by politicians and the media in Westminster. I look forward to their verdict.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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My Binface pledge card for Clacton - exploiting his opponent’s main local weaknesses
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Mr Wright retweeted
We made Rage Against the Machine Xmas No. 1 & voted to name a £200m research ship "Boaty McBoatface". Don't underestimate Britain's talent for rebellion. Farage isn't anti-establishment. He IS THE establishment. So, in a battle of trash vs trash, let's vote @CountBinface
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Mr Wright retweeted
Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between A) a novelty act with no real policies B) Count Binface.
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Mr Wright retweeted
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life
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Booooo. Boo water. Boo boo.
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Mr Wright retweeted
thank you @googlemaps
Thanks, Google Maps, for safeguarding the cow’s privacy.
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A week to celebrate. A week to recover. An extra week just to annoy this guy. On repeat every year until the end of time.
Why did @theSNP Govt agree to Bank Holiday today in Scotland for qualifying for World Cup. What happens if they win? A week off work?
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Replying to @JuliaHB1
I have no aptitude for that, Julia. Unlike your great hero, I also have no aptitude for encouraging race riots on the streets of the UK. Hey, each to their own.
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Mr Wright retweeted
Send me your bank details and I'll refund you the 87p mate.
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Mr Wright retweeted
How dangerous must Clacton be by the way? £5m on security and it’s still not safe to hold a MP’s surgery… Is it time to send the Army in?
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This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?
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We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨
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Mr Wright retweeted
The fact that there’s more noise about Zack Polanski not paying some council tax on a narrow boat, than there is about Nigel Farage taking a £5m bribe to run as an MP….confirms that it’s pretty fucking impossible to have functioning democracy AND a billionaire owned ‘free’ press
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Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.
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