HR 📂 curling amateur 🥌 Star Trek fan🖖🏻 country music lover 🤠 and aviation geek ✈️
Ayrshire, Scotland
Joined July 2009
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I wish the airports would stop showing you aww the flights for tomorrow and just get today’s back on the board. I’m no interested in what gate the Bodrum is going from at 0800 tomorrow. 🙄
Trying to get on the ScotRail WiFi without success. 😭 All I wanted was to get some work done. Tempted to see if ‘Denise’s iPhone’ has a strong password 🤭😂
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Did Jools Holland book Rod Stewart for #Hootenanny or just say his name three times and he appeared.
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If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again.
Much prefer flying British Airways 🔴🔵✈️ unlike easyJet, they don’t single you out to try to fit your small bag through a letter-box sizer, meanwhile the rest of the flight are getting away with their mahoosive suitcases 😤🙄
Unpopular opinion: people who bring bikes onto rush hour trains should be made to go on the roof. Trying to squeeze my way off the carriage past the Tour de France 🥴🚴♀️
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Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.
That was really nice of TPExpress to “hold the train at Carlisle” to allow passengers from Glasgow to join this morning. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the train driver and manager both being on my train 👀😏🚂 #nodaft
I’m subscribed to Netflix, Prime and Disney and yet every time I find something I want to watch it’s always on another service 😂😤
I’ve overheard some weird things in my time but tonight at the airport tops it when a girl announced “I’d like to get my fringe cut but I don’t trust my uncle” 😬😂🙃
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It’s starting to get a bit chilly out there and that can only mean one thing, the curling season is in full swing! If you’re interested in learning more then please get in touch. We are always keen to welcome new members or occasional players! 🥌
