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“tweeting through it” but its 3 years of law school.
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Big fan of these photos from the Snoopy In Fashion book
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California’s AB 56 forces social media users to sit through an unskippable warning covering up to 75% of the screen for up to 30 seconds. It returns every hour after three hours online. A federal court already blocked Colorado’s nearly identical law. NetChoice sued to stop it. buff.ly/d2RhsEb
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grimes should pay for me to have platinum blonde hair again, if she was a true ally
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time to go back to preheating my car if i want to be able to see the first 5 minutes of my drive
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wearing a black turtleneck today 🖤
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literally every other mfer has an ai call assistant now and im getting real sick of it 🫩 you are not that important or getting that many calls 🫩🫩🫩
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Silent Hill 2 menu sounds with cats
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how it feels to be turning 28
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BREAKING: New footage captures the aircraft crash in Greenacres, Florida. Preliminary information suggests the aircraft that crashed is a business jet.
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the deep desire i have to die in a fiery wreck leads me to believe i must have been burned at the stake in a former life🙂‍↕️
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i'm fucking crying
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schrödingers baby-faced male: either he will age super well, or one day youll wake up surprised to find yourself next to an apparent progeria patient, and theres no way to tell which one he is until it happens
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when the fat girl starts talking about how much she misses caesar salad
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why must the law school constantly smell like feet
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rolling around in her drugs 🙂‍↔️
sylvie really liked the new catnip mix i got her 😭
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would it kill the girlies on depop to use a lint roller before photographing the many items theyre attempting to sell?
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doing tax exam prep at an irish pub with jigs blaring
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i did get to see an eastern european man walking a cat on a leash while he smoked a cig tho so that rocked
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when i sit down for “you can see everything” and then shar tells me its three hours
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tfw youre the only person in a nearly full theater to laugh at the rape reveal
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