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thank u for the cute top @UGRebrand 🧡
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Put that damn dress back on @Harry_Styles
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woke being back means that it’s actually the perfect time for a glee reboot you guys didn’t have your third eye open
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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im in downtown houston texas. theyre pulling people out of their cars and cancelling them.
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they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion
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this is how i learn a plot point of red white and royal blue is that one of the protagonists turned texas into a blue state
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a third shoe has just hit george bush
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every barnes & noble in the state of texas is SOLD OUT of the Holy Quran
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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A second tree has landed on Greg Abbott
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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buc-ee beaver welcome to the resistance
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Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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Instant classic tweet here
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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beto died for this
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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we’re making paxton play in girls sports TOMORROW. saddle up bitch
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buc-ee has taken the shahada. buc-ee’s is now certified halal. TAKBIR! ALLAHU AKBAR!
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its called Gulf of Latinx.
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