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Maria

@sumerbreez

Florida State girl! Web Developer/Graphic Designer

 Bradenton, Florida
Joined July 2007
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
Image from Red Baron Pizza (@redbaronpizza)
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Daryl Hall & Tommy Shaw - Renegade (Live From Daryl's House) Watch the full episode at lfdh.com
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I love everything about this. This is Molly Tuttle and the Golden Highway performing a bluegrass rendition of the Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit”.
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@MINHxDYNASTYSep 28
one of the best live performances ive ever seen
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A restaurant in the US announced that free coffee would be served to customers who entered dancing. This is what happened.
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WUSF@wusfSep 11
WUSF reporter Steve Newborn was covering what he thought would be a standard appearance at a Sarasota school by then-President George W. Bush. That's when the president first learned the country was under attack on Sept. 11, 2001. Read more: wusf.org/politics-issues/202…
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@TMZAug 26
Dolly Parton honored by royal family playing "9 to 5" outside Buckingham Palace. 🕊️
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At a Japanese aquarium, these baby otters have an end-of-day routine: clean up the toys with grandpa, then collect their well-earned ice cube reward.
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An old lady who makes accessories for cats and uses her black cat as the model to sell them—this is one you just can’t help stopping for.
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This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10
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When the photoshoot goes a little too hard 😂😂😂
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Amazing! 😂 Very clever 👏 well done! Wonder if they won . 🏆
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Not gonna lie. This makes me want a Tesla. But my Mustang would say hell no. You walk to me, bish!
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@SDembraskiApr 28
I. Love. Smart Summons. I am going to use it as much as I can now. It truly is usable. Here are some examples. Go test it out. I think you will be very impressed.
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This might be the most Florida thing you see today. 🐊 A barefoot Florida man on scorching hot asphalt, casually wrestling an alligator with his bare hands, tapes its jaws, then picks it up and simply walks away with it in his arms.
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LMAO
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20 years ago, these sweet dance moves dropped.
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@alphafoxJan 19
Oh, you want to move to Florida? You might think twice after watching this: 😬
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Florida Man Redefines Heads-Up Driving #FloridaMan
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