all about that 'insincerely apologizing for my dog's poorly timed erections' life 💄 comedian, writer for @thebeaverton 🏳️🌈
Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2011
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let's all take a collective pause to remember that woody allen is a child molester...okay back to the the monarchy crumbling.
#AllenVFarrow #OprahMeghanHarry
Arianne Tong retweeted
What do sexism and ageism look like in Canadian journalism in 2022? Bell Media replacing a trailblazing 58 year old woman journalist as anchor of CTV's nightly national newscast with a less accomplished 39 year old man. #LisaLaFlamme
I mean, I'm not a stan or even a fan, but can't roast the man for making efficient use of time. I would ❤️ a 14 min commute. Let's drag the gov & industry for not evolving the transport technology fast enough to make travel efficient, ethical & A F F O R D I B L E
Canadian rapper Drake is facing criticism after he used his private jet to fly 14 minutes from Toronto to Hamilton.
It's become a common trend for some celebrities.
toronto.citynews.ca/2022/07/…
Arianne Tong retweeted
There are rumors that 👑Zoe Kravitz is with Channing Tatum, which means there’s a scenario in which a Kravitz family Thanksgiving dinner involves Channing, Jason Momoa, and Lenny Kravitz.
DISNEY EXECS: "Sooo, bad news team - Peter's out...tell casting we're back to 7, not 6. Let's call Marty and get the contacts for the cutie in the bullseye scene, those guys are pros." 🤮
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Seriously, what the f*ck was that???? Nah for real, @F1 what was that?
Let's see how this gets spun when @BoxToBoxFilms drops Drive To Survive next season, because I really can't with the outcome of the #AbuDhabiGP
I just posted "QE Trivia's BIG 100 NYE 2022 Trivia Brunch @ District Eatery" on Reddit
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Tis the season to be dragged to the ballet by your girlfriend for a 3 hour nap ⭐️ youtube.com/watch?v=u5uJsUa4…
48 hours without data with @Fidomobile and their tech support people are no where to be found...7 hours of waiting for someone to respond over chat and on the phone got me feeling like throwing my phone in a volcano 🌋
Quick reminder that you can only party on Halloween if you are fully vaccinated or minimally skilled at Microsoft Paint.
Tomorrow at 9:30!!! Rena Taylor and I are hosting a deadass spooky SÉANCÉ! Join us in the cab space at @comedybar featuring the incomparable talent of…
@allie_pearse ☠️
@SugarDahling 👻
@DylanGott 🔪
