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ktmeplease🍹

@sunbeamque25481

satire

Joined December 2023
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i can tell when somebody drivin not from cleveland, bitch you not cuttin up enough in traffic 🤣😭😭😭😭😭
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cici 🐆 (@buttondtothetop) profile picture
cici 🐆@buttondtothetop15h
Replying to @AlluredbyNature
as in “london did you screw this bitch forreal”?!?!
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london on the beat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
babygirl (@thebaby02808618) profile picturebabygirl@thebaby02808618Nov 8
Replying to @babybardibackup @nicolexcardi
She fucking with london on the beat. Idk why it’s such a secret
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Dvxn (@ItsDVXN) profile picture
Dvxn@ItsDVXNNov 8
I’ve been praising this song for two years. I’m glad people finally waking up to this hit
JT Supremacy (@JTeaSupremacy) profile pictureJT Supremacy@JTeaSupremacyNov 8
"DOD" by JT (@thegirljt) has now surpassed 8 Million streams on Spotify.
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and if he woulda punched you in your fuckin face he’d b wrong 😭🤣
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 (@heyyitsjanea) profile picture𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒
@heyyitsjaneaNov 8
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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joyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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You so real for this acknowledgement. Lol
A | D 🇺🇳 (@Shopwithvisa) profile pictureA | D 🇺🇳@ShopwithvisaNov 6
Deep down I do believe women shouldn’t pay for anything, I just don’t got the account to support that belief 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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I trusted your words until your actions exposed the truth
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hanging up on somebody in the middle of their sentence is so empowering, STFU!!!
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and then only block 1 page 😒 performative bitch at that
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you bother me bitch????
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blocking me is so pointless i literally wasn’t texting you anyway 😭😭😭😭
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Kodak (@k0dak___) profile picture
Kodak@k0dak___Nov 7
U niggas not worth giving a baby to
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Lien (@Jacksonsrule) profile picture
Lien
@JacksonsruleNov 6
When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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angel🎀 (@angellailah_yG) profile picture
angel🎀@angellailah_yGNov 6
i was not having sex in middle school Y’all so different 😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️
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Jayla Danielle.@iasfl0verrNov 7
why yall keep acting like JT a saint ?????
Barbianna🩷💕🎀 (@elifizzzzle) profile pictureBarbianna🩷💕🎀
@elifizzzzleNov 7
The only confirmation you need.
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Angela Rockford (@angie_goodwood) profile picture
Angela Rockford
@angie_goodwoodNov 7
Casting method man in ya video so you can play house with his fine ass >>
Rap Alert (@rapalert6) profile pictureRap Alert
@rapalert6Nov 6
Method Man stars in Kash Doll’s new video for her new single “I’m the Prize” featuring Ebony Riley.
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✰@YOURESODEADNov 6
this exactly why i don't take anybody over 70 seriously
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexNov 6
The cost of living in the U.S. (1938)
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BB@THTGRLBBNov 6
Can’t teach this , gotta be in you
J a z z♪♩♫ (@BeautifullJazz) profile pictureJ a z z♪♩♫@BeautifullJazzNov 6
My boo surprised me with a wine tasting at home🥹💕💕💕I love this so much!!!!
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Rylooo💙 (@ThaaBoss___) profile picture
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@ThaaBoss___Nov 6
I could see Ivori k*llling somebody one day. she gets overly scary Mad omg. I wouldn't even fight the bitch
eli🩸 (@himfrmchicago) profile pictureeli🩸@himfrmchicagoNov 4
whewww ivori tore so bad
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HERBO🖤💫 (@Beeternal__) profile picture
HERBO🖤💫@Beeternal__Nov 7
They really rigged the game when we became adults.
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentNov 6
NEW: Making $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle class in 12 U.S. states.
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