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Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT.
AHHHHHHHHHH. 😆
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Take off outside clothes also. Leave them outside or far away from you. Get to the center-most part of your home. Close and seal all doors and windows. Basically put as much barrier between you and the outside as possible. Buy potassium iodide* pills as well.
Should a nuke ever drop, do not under any circumstance try to drive. You have a limited amount of time such as 10 minutes to get inside your house in the basement away from windows.
It’s best to be as far inside your house as possible.
If you are in the kill zone you will just die. For those not in kill zone, you need to stay inside for at least 24-72 hours up to a week due to radiation. Radio would give further instructions.
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Get inside the nearest sturdy building immediately rather than traveling to your house. Shelter for at least 24 hours unless local authorities instruct otherwise.
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Sayveon Nieam Anderson is an active duty Army Specialist at Fort Bragg in North Carolina & he went missing on June 29th from Fort Bragg where he was last seen at his post at 6am.His family hasn’t heard from him & his wife was pregnant & delivered the baby not knowing where he is.
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🚨 MISSING U.S. ARMY SOLDIER 🚨
Spc. Sayveon Anderson, 25, has been missing from Fort Bragg/Fort Liberty, NC since June 29, 2026. Last seen on base ~6 AM. Failed to report for formation. His wife is 9 months pregnant.
He is a Black male, ~5’10”, ~175 lbs, chipped front tooth, tattoos behind both ears + upper left arm. May be driving a gray 2021 Honda Accord (VA tag: VJK-3954).
Anyone with info: Contact Army CID immediately at 910-391-4911.
Family is desperately searching — please share & pray for his safe return. 🙏
Everybody snoring, Imma finish watching Haunted Mansion then sneak off to the mancave with a bucket of candy and a blunt 😂
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Anderson Paak really is one of the most unique artists ever.
Who else could make a fire project with a rapper like Cordae, along with a 70s Soul project with Bruno Mars? On top of his solo work and NxWorries. He’s different
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Excited to fully release this to all (real) Cavs fans in the coming days.
Everything you need, and want, to know about the Cavs all in one place and all completely free.
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This is actually kind of wild because once you hear it laid out like this you can’t unhear it. The 90s “wow… yeah” sarcasm and the early 2000s vocal fry on conference calls hit way too close to home. Armisen’s ear is disgusting in the best way.
Fred Armisen breaks down the fascinating evolution of conversational accents and speech patterns decade by decade on The Tonight Show.
"I've been working on some impressions of accents through the decades"
1900s: "the manufacturer and the farmer, people thought it was very British, but it's actually very Dutch and German"
1920s: "They start getting very aware of the microphone"
1950s: "It starts to flatten out a little bit. I'd like to on a Friday night, I'd like to read a book on a Friday night"
1960s: "Diverges a little bit where there's an official sort of news hour... and then the sort of people in interviews looked like they were in shock"
1970s: "There's a whisper to it. There's a sort of confusion as to what's going on, there's a whisper"
1990s: "Very kind of laid back, wow, the nineties laid back, yeah, very sarcastic and ironic, wow"
2000s: "You start to hear the vocal fry... guys are in a meeting and they can sort of hear that throughout when they're talking on a conference call"
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Man lol 😂 they salty them niggas from Cleveland keep winning lol 😂 bro aint no way yall mad at glenville for doing the same shit benny, ed’s, iggy, masslion, VASJ, any school Jeff Rotsky coaches for always have a bunch of dudes transferring in lol 😂 get outta here
Glenville has been disqualified from the OHSAA football playoffs. Details of the developments, which shake the Division III playoffs and potentially Cleveland's high school sports landscape:
cleveland.com/highschoolspor…
