thinking abt the time i got stood up and later found out it was because the girl relapsed on meth and tried to off herself

32 spotify blends and i dont even know who most of them are when the fuck did i make these with these people

homeboy broke no contact with his ex and ended up watching buddy in theaters and going home

Fuck yeah bro, It's for you. goat castrations, big boobs, young sheldon, its for you dawg its lit

2 or 3 hours of sleep in 48 hours and not tired surely my meds are working as intented

ive decided that im not going to have a personality to people i dont know anymore, its time to take the oofy doofy pill

new internet mode activated

my light is dimmed im letting it happen

only time I don't get ghosted is when I let them hit first link 🕊️

i will be a much happier man when i learn to shut my mouth

call me a geekbar the way i get hit then ghosted

i be scrolling tiktok and instagram getting angry if a girl is too pretty i just block them

my future wife will do the pour a whole beer in your jeans challenge with me

gonna drink

theres genuinely people who believe that celebrities get replaced by robots or whatever

my psychatrist has put me on the most absurd cocktail of medications ever