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she/her, digital marketer, photog, concert enthusiast, all tweets and opinions are my own!

Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2013
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Concert Photography: A Thread
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Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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We losing passed down Ontario recipes for real
One of my neighbours saw me in the elevator with a LCBO bag and said “you have the right idea with the lickbo bag”…I have never in my life heard anyone refer to L-C-B-O as “lickbo”
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what an insane tweet from the federal government of canada
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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His cocaine habit wasn’t surprising in the least… it was him absolutely trying to inhale videos at 2x speed like a psychopath that really got to me
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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can people from toronto stop wearing a yankees and dodgers hat 🫩
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Most normal Toronto Blue Jays game
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Me after spending all my money because I had a bad day
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This Avengers shit still mean sumn to me man
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in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month
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Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.
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Toronto lets fuckin gooo Canada
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imagine ronaldo’s last world cup game takes place in liberty village lmfao
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passport check guy asked me why i’m traveling to the uk i said “harry styles”
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Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history
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there cannot be a new pandemic i've got shows to attend
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What they don’t tell you about Mile End Kicks is that Barbie Ferreira’s character isn’t even Torontonian. She is from BURLINGTON!
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the way Beliebers got BULLIED for loving Justin Bieber and now everyone loves him.... we just had the vision.
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how it feels to listen to new Olivia Rodrigo music as an adult
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