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pendulum swinging, algo surfing

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Joined September 2021
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At dinner fighting over who gets to pay the debt to the center
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Why are you, a grown man, putting your chips in another man’s colo?
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Just got the inside scoop from @kkmaway. Apparently the price of the brick is going up twin
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Bouvard’s Bazooka claims another
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Hey man, noticed you weren’t in the acknowledgements section of The Commanding Heights. The rest of us are in there. Is everything okay?
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Bouvard come pick up your acolyte, he’s lost
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Can an AI stay up till 5am drinking with a client?
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It’s easy to hate inception stage investors but do you have the courage to hate the guys marking it up? Labeling the tranches top down: Precuck Cuck Cuck chair Cuck station Cuck suite Cuck command center
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Price of the brick is going up twin
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You know deep down the praxis guys are pissed that none of them came up with this center stuff
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So you dare ask me how I’m amassing soft power? Well, for years I’ve been collecting favors in exchange for drinks. The spot usually trades right around 2-3 drinks = 1 favor. And favors are not only tradable and compoundable, they’re fungible. It is almost helpful to think of my current boon balance as sitting on a portfolio of extremely profitable drink perps and favor swaps. I’m pretty close to aggregating enough of these trinkets for a prize like a mayorship of a small tier 3 city. Just remember that the next time you have a drink, you may be taking debt and the center will one day come calling
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The center (Suds) demands TRIBUTE (10% of your company for warrior box seats)
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Do you think the Center could identify the horniest little sensor from a line up?
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sur4js retweeted
The center can sense you desperately pining for status little bro
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sur4js retweeted
where were you during the great center succession wars of late 2026
Yes - whoever eats a single-side printed 12 pt font Times New Roman original v0 copy of "There Is No Economy but Only the Debt to the Center" faster, is the one true successor
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Yes - whoever eats a single-side printed 12 pt font Times New Roman original v0 copy of "There Is No Economy but Only the Debt to the Center" faster, is the one true successor
Replying to @sur4js
Is this a challenge to duel?
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Does anyone know if the Center has monopolized violence in a sanctioned capacity yet and would be open to a public Bazooka demonstration on Yitz (sorry man, it's not personal)
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