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stupid idiot enthusiast / uncontested owner of Norway. 🇳🇴🇺🇲

Austin, TX
Joined June 2013
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starting a go fund me for the siege of Norway. their country looks aesthetically pleasing and I want it. send money.
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man has been granted right to make his own life harder
A man has been granted a religious exemption allowing him to avoid using AI at work David Durman argued that outsourcing his thinking to AI goes against his deeply held beliefs
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Tame Impala in the new Dexter season tame fans actually cannot stop winning
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claude should i drive through this libral or go around
Replying to @claudeai
On iPhone, voice mode now works with Apple CarPlay. Ask Claude something on the drive and keep your hands on the wheel.
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maybe this app and the people on it wouldn't be so insufferably moronic if they would learn to read what isn't written
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just heard from an Inside source that they’re throwing rocks at you tomorrow at work
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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Cloudflare has deployed default web application firewall (WAF) protections for newly disclosed PHP vulnerabilities before public disclosure. The rules use request and response signals to stop exploit attempts and prevent exposed data from reaching attackers. cfl.re/488w8dc
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drunk driving is so back
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id like to thank ai for giving me better desktop lighting control software than govee would ever fucking care to provide
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we deserve to get nuked next. its ok. i get it.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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this game is gonna get so gay so fast lol
If you haven't already seen it in action. THIS is the @WARDOGS Thermal Spotting scope for recon level 32! and WOW, i dont think people are gonna like this one🤣 #wardogs (this guy is in smoke btw) youtube.com/shorts/SAhfIVimh…
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Americans say Flock CEO should find a bridge to fall head first from
Flock CEO says Americans need to find a “compromise” between privacy and safety
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i just love eating burger I can’t pick up without getting shit all over my hands and before you suggest it I will blow my shit smooth off before I eat a burger with a fork and knife.
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he has a lot to say
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shouting slurs at the pilots when they don't know what i mean by "land over there"
The FAA has hired over 2,000 gamers as air traffic controllers following its recruitment campaign Officials say they are a natural fit due to their quick decision-making and ability to handle pressure
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The over 2,000 air traffic controllers hired by the FAA were for FY2025, completed before the April 2026 gamer recruitment campaign. The campaign received over 12,000 applications but no hires from it have been announced. transportation.gov/briefing-room/… govexec.com/workforce/2026… faa.gov/newsroom/trump…
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do you think Smirnoff has it like written on a whiteboard somewhere that says “all varieties packs must contain ONE shit flavor”
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i think we gotta start cutting the sea cables
Games? Unlimited games? ...No games. 🇺🇸
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claude the nuggies arrived cold, complain to doordash and threaten to cancel your subscription until they refund
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have seen gay porn start like this
NEW - Hunter Biden and Nick Fuentes sit down for a joint interview with the Chanel 5 podcast — TMZ
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