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Joined November 2023
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does anyone else rub their calf against their face with their eyes closed and pretend its a giant BBC nuzzling them
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If you find Ao3 being down genuinely distressful or upsetting you are cattle
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🚨ATTENTION ALL TWITTER I must solemnly inform you that I just killed an hooker i paid for again. It is imperative I inform everyone except my priest. I will now ask you for prayers. This marks the end of my 5 hour no murder run, best run this month. Thank you for your attention.
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Mojang after realizing they accidentally published an update people actually wanted
Andrew (Toycat) (@ibxtoycat) profile pictureAndrew (Toycat)
@ibxtoycatOct 29
It looks as though mojang has rolled out a hot fix to prevent non legacy owners from being able to access the PS4 edition. Sad news!
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Weird-Meat@Weird__Meat1h
Exhibit number: I cant count that high, that sonic fans are sub-zero Iq'ers that needs to be strung up to lamp post's accross the world, and left to starve and rot
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto3h
A hedgehog has died after being spray-painted blue to look like Sonic The animal suffered severe burns that caused its spines to fall out
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25k dickriding Brazilians liked this
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I'll get a gf eventually bro its called trickle down hypergamy
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Fier
@XFier_16h
The Fier Himpleton call is out youtu.be/2bTULw8Q-0I?si=Pa6y…
The Fier and Himpleton Call (the degenerate Furfag Himp keeps around)

The Fier and Himpleton Call (the degenerate Furfag Himp keeps around)

context herehttps://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1X3JHpPkmGoW...

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these posts will be *fascinating* to revisit in a few years
jess 🦋 jametc.bsky.social (@jam_etc_art) profile picturejess 🦋 jametc.bsky.social@jam_etc_artOct 29
artists who knew this was a fad the whole time:
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Nano@nanogroyperOct 29
The final red pill: realizing the jews are right about goyim
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That’s how the free market is supposed to work.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 29
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Genuinely a little striking how unprepared people seem to be for the next rest of history
jess 🦋 jametc.bsky.social (@jam_etc_art) profile picturejess 🦋 jametc.bsky.social@jam_etc_artOct 29
artists who knew this was a fad the whole time:
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WE ARE ALL GRIFFINS IN THE GLOBAL PETORIA
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The agriculture revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Explain why scamming people with low quality copper is bad without moralfagging
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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⊹@headinthewall_Oct 29
you miss one lesson of maths in grade 5 then you’re fucked forever
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Roblox has just revealed that 80% of the Top 100 games on Roblox are partially or entirely AI generated.
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Trying to get anyone together to play grand strategy games:
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*paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better *paws at you* Steam is better
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Epic Games Store (@EpicGames) profile pictureEpic Games Store
@EpicGamesOct 28
*paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online *paws at you* hop online
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