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If Chris Rock had been armed, that attack never would have happened.
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My brother lived in Hawaii when this happened. His neighbor got into a bathtub with a mattress over his head, took a shot of whiskey, and texted his ex girlfriend that he still loved her in case they all died. False alarm on the nuke but they got back together! Love that story
Hawaiians get an alert that there is an imminent nuclear missile attack. It was declared a false alarm 38 minutes later. 2018)
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s fitness trainer doing push ups during her funeral (2020)
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Her: u must be making pizza using volcanic vents on the Volcán de Pacaya in Guatemala if u think we fuckin Me:
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you know exactly which song this is
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working on my Walken impression
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I hate hotel duvets. They are so thick, i can't close my suitcase.
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mitski said “please don’t use flash photography or record my whole set” and y’all made such a fuckin fuss abt it that her team DELETED the message??????
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Uh Oh! It Didn’t Kill Me, But It Also Didn’t Make Me Stronger
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Listening in on 14yos on the train after school and one of them just said: “bro you didn’t even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation” and the rest of them started roaring laughing
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Just learned that the NYPD budget is about $5 billion more than Ukraine's military. That's crazy.
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You do not have to share an infographic about something you know nothing about to prove you're a good person
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Remember there are four steps for most workers, one for each paw.
Replying to @JortsTheCat
For most workers there are 4 basic steps. 1. Talk to your co-workers who already agree with you. (NOT your boss obviously!) 2. Get advice by googling where you live + type of job + union, and ask the union local near you for advice. Most websites have a contact listed for this!
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I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion
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Now that Valentine’s day is over let’s focus on a more important holiday that’s coming up, my birthday.
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people forget that Yeah Right is literally Vince Staples + SOPHIE + Kendrick Lamar + Flume + Kučka prolly one of the most insane collabs out there EVER
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The worker struggling to refill soaps in the LAX bathroom said she just wished architects and designers consulted with the workers that had to maintain the spaces about whether their form would actually be functional.
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Why did so many Republicans not like the halftime show
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uggghh this guy im hunting just ran across a stream to lose his scent
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