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Esoteric Shawty

Joined April 2023
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If you know me irl I am so sorry
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There were 2 Natalies at this party, I was dressed as a Raven from teen titans and the other Natalie was a raven (bird). Which is so wild but what’s even crazier is that I almost went as raven (bird) as well
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How crazy would it have been to show up to this girl’s house stealing both a) her name and b) her costume
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Gay Halloween party tonight there were 4 different Lady Gaga costumes
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Greetings from myself & my eunuchs
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Guys I’m drunk
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Life hack: tell the bartender your drink had glass in it and you’ll drink free for the rest of the night
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Actually happened lol I wouldn’t lie about that
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Love me chicken tender Love me chicken true
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You ever have a piece of chicken that tastes too chickeny?
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I miss when only like 5 ppl engaged with my tweet
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It was a fish and I tweeted about it but then someone with like 20k followers qt’d making a joke and it just pissed me off so bad. Like. I’m trying to share my cool fact and you’re gonna ratio me with your stupid garbage joke and your reply guy likes. Actually fuck off
Yall wanna see something super cool?
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Well. You got me
Replying to @swantail
Being a kid in gaza
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My fish are cooler than your fish
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Yall wanna see something super cool?
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What a queen
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
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Ctfu this is so dramatic
Replying to @itssixfn @swantail
No one deserves it. Men are treated like pathetic vermin for being short, through no fault of their own. Of course they lie about being taller, so they can enjoy, for a brief flash, what it's like to be considered human.
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I wonder if they ever think about me
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I’m only on tinder for like 2 days at a time cuz I can never figure out what I’m actually looking for. I think I am bored and lonely. It’s in my best interest to probably just be looking for casual sex and friends but ugh I just wanna love someone! And I want someone to love me!
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Hey so I was not asking for advice!
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Why do my stream of consciousness tweets get 800 likes bruh I’m gonna freak out
I’m only on tinder for like 2 days at a time cuz I can never figure out what I’m actually looking for. I think I am bored and lonely. It’s in my best interest to probably just be looking for casual sex and friends but ugh I just wanna love someone! And I want someone to love me!
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Working in an 83° warehouse has got my internal thermostat all fucked up. Anything less than 75° feels chilly
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