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Seattle, WA
Joined May 2008
@tamkap relax. There's more grapes.
@tamkap: give them back? I ate the suckers! Kid has a lot to learn.
@limberjack check the neighbor's house!
@limberjack yeah. Like getting to a toilet b4 u hurl.
Replying to @hafnakona
@vikingvik I've thoroughly researched the situation. Definitely aliens.
@limberjack baked into a pie, yes.
@limberjack snow is the new rain. Ice is the new flowers. I blame the baby boomers.
@limberjack white hills, white lake, white skies. 34 degrees.
@limberjack a cougar?! U have cougars walking around ur house eating ur pets?!
@limberjack tax law is too messed up. How am i supposed to figure it out if the law makers even can't? It's like entrapment.
@limberjack Hawaii's an exciting place to be watching from I imagine.
@limberjack ew! You break it, you fix it! I'll be sure and show guests where the plunger lives.
@tamkap huh. But how do you say tiger PANTS?
@tamkap raining in seattle today. It's _like_ a pool, only without the noodles to sit on.