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four awards away from EGOT status

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2011
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For bookings/inquiries: my mom wants to talk to your mom first.
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i love bread and butter so much i would’ve been an amazing peasant girl
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I’m not afraid. It’s the sweats who should be afraid of me.
munchkinland???? fortnite you better not be playing around w a wicked collab…
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they don't sing in the book?? wtf
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This is why she left
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i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up
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fuckk
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You just put aluminum foil on top and your golden 😌
What's the best way to clean this pan? 🤔
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producing saltburn when you could be producing barb and star go to the north pole is crazy
Margot Robbie calls ‘Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar’ one of the most underrated movies ever. “Annie Mumolo is the first and only person I’ve ever asked to get a photo with.”
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talking shit with her would heal me
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Sometimes you just have to do this gif in the mirror and move on
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she need to fire her ass
📸 | Tate McRae via her stylist Cam Quittner!
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fat queer jason schwartzman i have received your telepathic messages and i will see you tonight!!
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yeah he was about to say “longing gazes at eddie” let them bump purses!!!!
Exclusive 🚨 9-1-1’s Oliver Stark explains how he was going to make his character Buck bisexual himself if he hadn’t come out last season… #911onABC #911twt
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