Candy 🦃🥧

You found me like the tide finds a hidden cove.

YES! 👏

Gonna relax on this cloudy day by watching this Netflix Dating App Killer thing. Dude sounds like some of you tho 👀

You ever meet a human that you just instantly know is a good soul and you just love them immediately? It’s a pretty cool feeling.

Life is a beautiful journey filled with questionable decisions, unsolicited opinions and a startling lack of refunds.

Check yours if you did drop off.

My dog voted for more treats.

My boobs don’t know it’s Tuesday but they do know the weather. 🥶

My new ornaments 🥰

Whatever happens today, I'm having tacos. And no one can stop me.

This is definitely a multi-cup of coffee kind of day!

I'm always gonna greet your dog before I greet you. Just deal with it man.

I voted for the future of the kids in my fam. For the healthcare of strangers. For the pursuit of happiness, liberty and justice for all. For love and empathy, for decency. I didn't vote blue because I'm a democrat, but because red has proven to be the opposite of these things.

Unless it tastes like a butter rum lifesaver I'm not suckin it.

I like to play this fun game sometimes where I pretend I’m a well adjusted adult.

My give a damn called in sick.

Monday arrived again and I’d like to speak to whoever approved this bullshit.

Even if you have to crawl naked over broken glass infested with Ebola and stand there until just before you croak, cast that vote!

Pretty sure Ohio is already a state but whatever man. Totally unrelated, how's the coke?

My 74yo trail running neighbor kicked my 45yo ass today on a 2 mile uphill 2 mile downhill stretch of road.

This is a great month to be cleaning out pantries and donating to food banks.