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Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
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I’m at @edfringe next week 7-10th August, would love to catch up and meet people over a coffee/ beer and have any recommendations of shows / comedians to see! TIA #edfringe #edfringe2024
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Thursday May 4th sees local elections in England. New voter rules mean that many people the Tories don’t want voting might not be able to vote - unless you get your valid photo ID sorted in advance. Don’t fall for it. Come and participate in democracy.
And #VoteLabour, natch.
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I'm popping up for Standu2Cancer tonight on British telly. If you can, you can contribute. If not, enjoy the comedians....
Replying to @Se_Railway
@Se_Railway hi there, you had two days this week to run a service, from Tunbridge Wells to London that’s all! Both days severely unreliable. I know snow: signal delays etc! But honestly service this year has been so shockingly bad.
I don’t overly blame you, the @Conservatives are to blame for this country being broken in every way possible. Something has got to change!
Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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We’re sorry to hear the sad news that Bill Turnbull has died.
He appeared on The Great Celebrity Bake Off for #StandUpToCancer on @Channel4 back in 2018, soon after he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
We’re sending all our love to his family and friends🧡
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Thank you to all who've responded to our Summer Appeal so far.
As @HughFW says, good food is still going to waste whilst families go hungry. You can help us get more of that food to struggling families as they prepare for the colder months.
Donate here: fareshareuk.com/NoChildHungr…
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🔺Worst recession & inflation in G7
🔺126 crimes in Downing Street
🔺A Brexit more costly than Covid (his government's analysis)
🔺Voted to cover up MP bribery
🔺Refused poor kids school meals
🔺200,000 dead
🔺Knowingly promoted Sex pest
🔺£Billions on fraudulent Covid contracts
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Dear @trussliz / @RishiSunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet.
I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's @itvMLshow discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.
Dean Swift retweeted
So the Tory Party was elected on a promise to “level up” deprived areas but did the complete opposite? 😳
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any decent person knows the tories are cruel and despicable and dangerously inept but my goodness me doesn’t a leadership contest bring it into sharp focus
Factually incorrect Blair was replaced by Brown who served as PM for another 3 years… and I think the whole Tory party tried to call for a general election when Blair left…
You shouting ‘Boring’ to the leader opposition on Monday, really helped set a standard.. #ToriesOut
1/2 At Blair’s last PMQs when he had just been ousted by Labour MPs led by @David_Cameron from the opposition benches, we stood and applauded his achievements.
Today the behaviour of Lab MPs shows how far @UKLabour has fallen. Graceless
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Boris has resigned, but he’s still there… aimlessly drifting around 10 Downing Street like a fart from yesterday’s vindaloo.
Full video here: youtu.be/lKrLBPmRsrM




















