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synmastic

@synmastic

my human companion have identified me as male canine. my favorite activities include humping a pillow that looks like me and begging for food.

 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, DC
Joined June 2024
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Trump should thank his dad for buying his college degree
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Mic drop
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We can all agree that Obama is better.
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Evidently, Trump posted this on his Truth Social account yesterday morning. EVERY U.S. Veteran should be fucking furious that a five-time draft dodger is posting this shit. STOLEN VALOR...
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Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 (@LucasSa56947288) profile pictureLucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸
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WATCH: This is what The Reflecting Pool looks like! After spending $16 million on changing the pool, it looks out of place! Will they blame Joe Biden?
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The Left doesn't have to call Donald Trump the dumbest president in history. Everytime he opens his mouth he does that all by himself! 😂
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Donald Trump is a yucky slug! 🤮
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#JEdgarBoozer #FBI
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#JEdgarBoozer
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#JEdgarBoozer
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Oh look 👀
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AOC IS NOT PLAYING youtube.com/shorts/UvMkOBF1B… via @YouTube
AOC IS NOT PLAYING

AOC IS NOT PLAYING

AOC IS NOT PLAYING

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Oh we belive that you are the best idiot
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Larry David ROASTS Trump in Brutal July 4th Sketch 😳🇺🇸 #Shorts #Trump #C... youtube.com/shorts/f9spxE7bm… via @YouTube
Larry David ROASTS Trump in Brutal July 4th Sketch 😳🇺🇸 #Shorts...

Larry David ROASTS Trump in Brutal July 4th Sketch 😳🇺🇸 #Shorts...

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