Observation log of a historian from 2587.
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The human eye compared to nebulas and galaxies.
A testament, perhaps, to the thought that there is a little universe in each one of us. ♥️
@pooool um… so I’m not sure (again) what the app does. 😕 During the beta it organized (some of) my screenshots into pools automatically. Release version deleted all of those pools.
Does it want me to manually do it now for 2k screenshots? Why…?
Man @nanoleaf you’re the most frustrating fucking shit to set up! How is it 2026 and I can use only a 2.4 GHz connection for your crap to even turn up ffs!!!
@XDevelopers @x @nikitabier @KettlebellDan @striedinger this is literally the shittiest possible experience on X. ☹️
Please let me open YouTube links on the YouTube app directly, please! 🙏
Where the fuck is my Nobel peace prize for still pretending to be normal and not going on a rampage @NobelPrize
This is your bi-quarterly reminder that @WhatsApp is a shitfaced cockmaster, and that I cannot believe I was condemned to exist in the same sliver of humankind as it.
Cannot make this up.
I’m turning pages of one of my mom’s childhood books that sat on my shelf for my whole life but I never read.
Turns out, somebody wrote about me. Literally word for word. 2 decades before I was born.
Petition to @OxLanguages to make “parallely” a valid entry as this would make life much easier for everybody.
