8th generation Canadian. Everything I post is satire.
Joined May 2017
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I'm glad I got to experience Canada in its prime. It was truly a great place to live.
They'll never be able to take that from me, nor will they gaslight me into thinking it's somehow better now.
If someone is shooting at you, you can legally defend yourself
I the West, the state of politics and society at large has reached such a level of decay that I don't think there is any hope in saving it, regardless of who's in charge.
I don't even think it will collapse. Just a slow decay until there's nothing resembling our old society.
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The real psyop is creating so many psyops that when a real event happens, like a plane crash, people automatically assume it's a psyop.
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I went to Brampton recently and I realized, it's not just that everyone didn't look like me or sound like me
It's that I felt so utterly alone
Alone in my own country
That's the tragedy
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Around the world, far right blames immigrants for French protests ctvnews.ca/world/article/aro…
As a Canadian, watching the scenes in France is giving me PTSD flashbacks of when the trucker riots almost overthrew our democracy.
Thank you Governor Trudeau for invoking the Emergencies Act and saving our country!
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I was on a plane and the flight attendant announced that we could enjoy free wifi with Starlink.
I stood in the aisle and shouted "This isn't a flying NAZI car" and then everyone stood and clapped.
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My favourite food pairing is undercooked rubbery egg bagel from Tim's with a side of Hepatitis A
#Canada and #India share a partnership built on people, culture, and food! From family dinners to takeout nights, butter chicken has become a Canadian favourite and delicious reminder of our cultural ties. What’s your go-to CA-IN food pairing? 🇨🇦🇮🇳
ALT Chicken tikka masala, cooked marinated chicken chunks in spiced curry sauce, served with rice and naan bread top view in a skillet.
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Dear libs in Canada that have been noticing a decrease in activity.
It's fucking Thanksgiving and we're spending times with our families.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Like what the fuck are we even doing?
Commits sexual assault 3 times including against a child and a blind woman and gets set free.
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